亚特兰大联邦地方法院
片名: 黑疯婆子闹监狱
学生被开除
一名女性因为蓄意折断手指而被警方逮捕
驾照吊销
白金唱片奖得主Simmons
7月13日星期6 请欣赏Simmons出色的舞技
巨型绞肉机袭击观众
疯狂粉丝扑倒摔跤冠军
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这婆子疯了 That old lady is crazy.
如你所言 You can say that again.
各位早上好 Good morning, all.
- 早上好 - 早上好 - Good morning. - Good morning.
相信周末大家都回顾了案件吧? I trust we reviewed our cases over the weekend?
是的 Yes.
这是Mabel Simmons的案子 You're watching that Mabel Simmons case.
- 简直是铺天盖地 - 是的 - It's all over the news. - Right.
这个女人至今为止 一直在给警察找麻烦 Now, that old woman has been giving the police the blues all of her life.
- 她可真丑啊 - 是啊 - She was an ugly baby. - Okay.
- 9岁就开始行窃 - 噢 天呐 - Petty theft at 9. - Oh, my goodness.
18岁非法赌博 Illegal gambling at 18.
这个非洲发型够酷的 That Afro is thirsty.
支票诈骗 Check fraud.
还好 还好 Not bad. Not bad.
- 身份盗窃 - 主啊 救救她吧 - ldentify theft. - Lord, help her.
诈骗保险金 Insurance fraud.
好了 差蓄意谋杀就全了 Okay, everything, except attempted murder.
- 蓄意谋杀 - 来了 - Attempted murder. - There we go.
噢 我的天呐 Oh, my goodness.
- 人身侵犯 - 很好 - Assault. - Nice.
还有很多很多没有列出来 The list goes on and on and so on and so on.
很不幸 我们优秀的警官抓捕她时出了些纰漏 Unfortunately, our fine officers may have made a mistake on her takedown.
所以我们得谨慎处理 So we have to handle this with care.
谁想接手这个案子? Who wants it?
别一拥而上 Don't all volunteer at the same time.
你得帮帮我 You're supposed to be helping me.
没人愿意接手Simmons一案吗? We have no volunteers for the Simmons case?
好吧 Okay.
Linda 就你了 Linda, it's all yours.
谢谢 别笑了 Thank you. Stop laughing.
顺便 让我们来祝贺一下Linda Davis... By the way, let's congratulate our Linda Davis...
...百分之89的判罪率 ...on her 89 percent conviction rate.
谢谢 Thank you.
有了这个数据 你很快就会升到地方检察官了 With numbers like that, you'll be DA one day.
- 好吧 - 这才是我的女朋友 - Okay. - That's my girl.
其他的人 检查一下记录板上的新案件 然后我们出庭 Everyone else, let's check the boards for the new cases and let's get to court.
好的 All right.
- 亲爱的 我们的婚期快到了 - 我知道 - Honey, there goes our appointment. - I know.
你快被它烦坏了 是吧? And you're all broken up about it, aren't you?
- 是啊 我有很多工作要做 - 我知道 - Yeah I am. I got a lot of work anyway. - I know.
好吧 等这个案子完了 就你和我 Tanya That's all right. Guess after this case, it's just you and me, Tanya.
很好 那样我们就有时间谈谈... Good, that will give me time to talk you out...
...那些伴娘的绸缎裙子了 ...of these taffeta bridesmaids dresses.
哇...? 你喜欢 不是吗 亲爱的? Wha...? You like them, don't you, baby?
听我说的 点头答应吧 Take my advice, just nod and say yes.
- 当然 - 你真软弱 - Of course. - You're weak.
不 他很聪明 Yeah, he's smart.
- 你很聪明 - 我很聪明 - You're smart. - I'm smart.
- 谢谢 - 回见 - Thank you. - I'll see you later.
- 好的 - 帮我把这些签了 谢谢 - All right. - Sign that for me. Thank you.
- 你乐此不疲吧 - 谢谢 - And you have fun with that. - Thank you.
那么... So....
- 婚期定了 - 是的 婚期定了 - You set a date. - Yes, I set a date.
你知道你需要一个好的伴郎 You know you're gonna need a best man.
给你说了有我兄弟嘛 Told you I got brothers.
可你的兄弟不会像我这样 是你的良师益友啊 OK, but your brothers have not been the kind of friend that I've been to you, man.
Chuck 你出席婚礼只是想提高知名度吧 Chuck, the only reason you wanna be in my wedding is you wanna be seen.
- 伤心了 - 是吗 - That hurts. - Yes.
你真的伤我心了 That really hurts.
可你是对的 But you are right.
Linda的父母有份量极了 Josh Linda's parents, they're loaded, Josh.
我知道州长会去 市长也会去 I know the governor's gonna be there. I know the mayor's gonna be there.
- 到此为止吧 - 别这样 带上我吧 - Get out of here, man. - Come on, man. Hook your boy up.
- 拜托 我想要你做接待员 - 可我不想... 听着 - Please I need you to be my usher. - But I don't want... Listen.
- 那很重要 - 我到底要怎么说才好? - That's an important job. - What can I say?
我不明白 I just don't know.
我不明白 Cora 我就是不明白 I just don't know, Cora. I just don't know.
Joe叔叔 你还好吧? Uncle Joe, are you all right?
Joe叔叔? Uncle Joe?
呼吸 Joe 深呼吸 Breathe, Joe, breathe.
你... 你还好吧? You... You okay?
我很好 Cora 把氧气罐开大点 I'm good, Cora. Turn that oxygen up.
你不应该在氧气里吸烟 这很危险 You're not supposed to be smoking around oxygen. That's the problem.
空气里到处都是氧气 Oxygen is everywhere in the air.
如果你点了一支烟 它就会在氧气里燃烧 If you light a cigarette, you're lighting it in oxygen.
没有氧气 就没有火 If you ain't got oxygen, fire won't work.
- 学点化学吧 亲爱的 学点化学吧 - 化学? - Learn some chemistry, honey. Learn some chemistry. - Chemistry?
你根本什么都不懂就胡言乱语 What the hell you talking about? You don't know what you talking about.
- 噢 你... - 这有助于我的... - Oh, you... - This helps my...
我的血压 可以说吸烟有助于维持血压 My blood pressure. That was enough to say smoke to help my blood pressure.
找个笨蛋来气气你 你的血压就上去了 You got fool around and blow you, your blood pressure up.
是这样的 That's right.
这对你有好处 This here is good for you.
很有好处 It's good for you.
这是天堂才有的东西 It came straight down from heaven.
主赐予我们... 而且他还赐予我们伟哥 赐予我们这个和氧气 God sent it down... And he sent Viagra. He sent this and he sent that oxygen.
如果你有了这一切 你就会感觉像是带了个女人去天堂逛了一圈一样 You put them all together, you'll take a woman to heaven and back.
谢谢 Thank you.
你怎么能在谈论上帝时... How you gonna sit there, talk about God...
...手里拿着大麻和伟哥呢? ...with a joint in your hand and some Viagra?
蒙主所赐 God made this.
他创造了鸟 蜜蜂还有各种花草树木 He made the birds and the bees and the flowers and these trees.
Joe 你跟你姐姐一个德行 你俩都得下地狱 Joe, you're just like your sister. Both of y'all are going to hell.
- 怎么了? - Joe叔叔 - What? - Uncle Joe.
- 你要来点吗? - Joe... - You want some? - Joe...
- Joe叔叔 集中精力 - 干什么? - No. I need you to focus, Uncle Joe. - Focus on what?
为什么你们要逃避警察? Madea怎么了? Why were you running from the police? Madea? What happened?
Cora 你知道的 Mabel一直在逃避警察 Mabel always running from the police, Cora, you know that.
你妈妈一直在逃避警察 她就是个妓女 You're mama been running from the police. She's a ho.
警察一来 她就得跑路了 Po-po. The po-po come, she's running like a ho.
你妈妈一直在逃避警察 Your mama always running from the police.
抱歉告诉你 你妈妈就是个被警察追的妓女 I'm sorry to tell you, your mama is a po-po ho.
她是个十足的恶棍 That fool is a thug.
很对 你妈妈就是个恶棍 金刚都拿她一筹莫展 Cora that's right. Your mama a gangsta. King Kong ain't got nothing on her.
- 一筹莫展 - 爸爸 - Got nothing on her. - Daddy.
- 别说我妈妈了 - 我没说她 - Stop talking about mama. - I'm not talking about her.
- 你说了... - 嗨 Brown Cora 你们怎么样? - You go on... - Hey Brown Cora, how you all doing?
- 嗨 Brian - 我刚看了新闻 - Hey, Brian. - I just saw the news.
你和Madea又怎么了? What is going on with you and Madea?
- 发生什么事了? 你没事吧? - 不 我有事 - What's happening? Are you all right? - No I ain't all right.
怎么了? What's wrong?
我的大脚趾没知觉了 I can't feel my big toes.
谢谢 Thank you.
说实话 父母到了这个年龄 就得像对小孩一样对他们 I'll tell you what, when your parents get to be a certain age, it's like raising children.
我的孩子都没像你们这样 给我找过这么多麻烦 My kids don't give me much trouble like you and Madea are giving me.
你们到底怎么了? 疯了吗? What is the matter? Have you lost your mind?
Madea正在服缓刑 真不知道她是怎么想的 Madea's on probation. I don't know what she was thinking about.
那对你妈妈没用 我已经救过她3次了 That never stopped your mom. I've got her out of trouble three times already.
她这次得进监狱了 She's going to jail this time.
她会进那个大监狱 监牢 他们会把她锁起来... To the big house, prison, the slammer. They're gonna lock her up...
...把她按倒在地 一起翻滚 一起扭打 再被她压在胸下 ...press her down, shake it together, rolling it over, gonna be in her bosom.
- 告诉你 她会... - Brown先生! - I'm telling you, she... - Mr. Brown!
我说多了吗? Too much?
- 是的 - 是的 - Yes. - Yes.
好吧 你们继续 继续你们的谈话 Oh, wait, y'all go ahead. Finish what y'all were saying.
来吧 Cora 我们过去看看 能不能把她弄出来 Come on, Cora, let's go to down there, see if we can get her out there.
她会被关起来 她会进监狱的 They gonna lock her up. She's going to the slammer.
- 那个恐怖的监狱 - Brown先生 - To the big jail. - Mr. Brown.
- 你还是别去了 - 我得去 她会被送到恶魔岛上去的 - We don't need you to go. - I got to go. They'll put her in Alcatraz.
她会很孤独的 他们会给她戴刑具的 She's gonna be in solitary condition. They gonna lock her big behind.
- 是监狱岛 - 再见 - It's Alcatraz. - Bye.
滚出去吧 Get the hell on out of here.
我走后你最好安分一点 明白吗? Better behave yourself while I'm gone, you understand?
你让我干什么? What the hell I'm gonna do?
我很激动 好像现在你是爸爸一样 I'm so high, you look like your real daddy right now.
亚特兰大市 Washington案件 City of Atlanta v. Washington.
Washington小姐 你因为卖淫罪被捕 Miss Washington, you were arrested for prostitution.
是的 法官大人 Yes, Your Honor, she was.
Washington小姐... Miss Washington...
...之前已被拘留过数次 ...was arrested several times before.
Candy? Candy?
- Joshua? - 抱歉 法官大人 我要... - Joshua? - I'm sorry, Your Honor. I need to...
我要把这个案子转交给我的同事 I need to pass this case to my colleague.
因为我认识被告 It seems that I know this defendant.
那就转给你同事吧 Then get it to one of your colleagues.
- 嗨 怎么了? - 我认识她 - Hey, what's going on? - I know her.
怎么会? How?
说来话长 你要接手吗? It's a long story, but will you take it?
什么案子? What's the case?
很简单 卖淫 It's simple prostitution.
好吧 那你就要接我那件醉酒骚乱案了 All right, then you have to take my drunk and disorderly.
- 好 - 然后你得给我做脚部按摩 - Fine. - And then you have to give me a foot rub later.
- 好的 - 快点 拜托 - Okay. - People, today.
法官大人 Washington小姐因为卖淫已经被拘留过两次 Your Honor, Miss Washington has been arrested twice for prostitution.
而且没有要求保释 The people request no bail.
法官大人 这位小姐只是从车站往家里走而已... Your Honor, this woman was simply walking home from the bus stop...
别说了 别说了 保释需要在审判日之前交1500现金或债券 Save it. Save it. Bail is set at 1500 cash or bond until trial date.
- 1500美元? - 是的 1500美元 - Fifteen hundred dollars? - Yes, 1500 dollars.
Washington小姐 如果保释成功... Miss Washington, if you manage to make bail...
...你最好安分的等待审判日的到来 ...you better be back for your trial.
- 懂我的意思吗? - 懂了 - Do you hear me? - Yeah.
如果届时不出庭 你会后悔的 If you're not here, you will regret it.
去找办事员询问你的审判日期 Go see the clerk for your trial date.
下个案件 Next case.
亚特兰大市 Mabel Simmons案件 City of Atlanta v. Mabel Simmons.
嗨 Cora 嗨 Brown Hey, Cora. Hey, Brown.
如果这次主救了我 我以后会去教堂的 If the Lord get me out of this, I'm going by the church.
- 你最好就这样想 - 我会去教堂的 - You better mean it too. - I'll go by the church.
- 最好这样想 - 我就是这样想的 - You better mean it. - I mean it.
嗨 法官 噢 姑娘 你的头发真漂亮 Hey, Judge. Oh, girl, your hair is so pretty.
谁给你做的头发? Who's doing your hair?
主啊 发发慈悲 你是怎么做到的? Lord, have mercy. How you doing?
Mabel Simmons 你来这的次数比你去医院检查都多 Mabel Simmons, you come before me more than you go to the doctor for a checkup.
听着 我的生活已经变了 我为主而生 Listen, I've changed my life. I am living for the Lord.
- 从什么时候开始的? - 我为主而生 - Since when? - I am living for the Lord.
我为主而生 I am living for the Lord.
哈利路亚 我能感觉到主就在我的灵魂深处 Hallelujah. I feel him down in my spirit.
一想到主赐予我们的恩惠... You know, as I think about the goodness of Jesus...
...还有他赐予我的一切... ...and all that he has done for me...
...我的灵魂就会哭泣 "哈利路亚 感谢主救了我" ...my soul cries out, "Hallelujah, thank God for saving me."
说完了吗? You finished?
我知道你是不会安分很久的 I don't believe that no more than I believe you will stay out of trouble.
- 法官大人... - 别说了 我看过录像了 - Your Honor, judge... - Save it. I saw the video.
我说过 她要是再出现在我眼前 她就会进监狱 And I told you that if she came back before me again, she was going to jail.
她这次进定监狱了 She's going to jail this time.
你真无能 你是个律师 你要想办法帮我开脱 You're weak-ass. You're a lawyer. You're supposed to be getting me off.
你真无能 我要去请个真正的律师 You're weak-ass. I gotta get me a real lawyer.
Matt Johnson或者其他什么人 你真是个无能的律师 Matt Johnson or somebody. You weak-ass lawyer.
- 仁慈的主啊 - 法官大人 有些事... - Good Lord. - Your Honor, there's something...
- ...你得了解 - 你不需要做什么了 - ...you need to understand. - There's nothing you can do.
- 她这次进定监狱了 - 我不这么认为 - She is going to jail this time. - I don't know about that.
- 因为什么? - 很明显 法官大人 我们的官员忘了向她宣读应有的权利 - And why not? - Apparently, Your Honor, our officers forgot to Mirandize her.
我等着Miranda 可没人进来 I was waiting for Miranda to come in and nobody came in.
对嘛 没有人向我宣读米兰达宣言 米兰达都不在这里 That's right. Ain't nobody Miranda me. Miranda wasn't even in the room.
什么? Excuse me?
我们可是在作殊死搏斗啊 法官大人 We were fighting for our lives, judge.
你忘了向她宣读权利宣言? You forgot to Mirandize her?
那位老妇人可是力大如牛啊 That old woman got the strength of any man.
我不得不放你走 I've got to let you go.
你必须放我走 You gotta let me go.
- 虽然放你走实非我所愿 我还是得这样做 - 是的 你别无选择 - As much as I hate it, I have to. - Yes, you do.
但是我要无限期吊销你的驾照 But I'm gonna suspend your driver's license indefinitely.
吊销我的驾照? Gonna suspend my license?
我的驾照早就被吊销了 天哪 你根本是拿我没辙嘛 My license been suspended. Hell, you ain't doing nothing.
我都过了38年没有驾照的日子了 她总是说要吊销我的驾照 I ain't had a license for 38 years. What she used to tell is she's gonna suspend my license.
有什么用嘛 我可是有车钥匙的 What's that gonna do? I got keys.
我要求你去进行愤怒管理的咨询 I'm gonna order you to anger management counseling.
她会去的 谢谢您 法官大人 我们对此表示赞同 She'll take it. Thank you, your honor. We appreciate it.
去见办事员吧 填好相关文件 快带她离开我的法庭 Go see the clerk. Get the paperwork done and get her out of my courtroom now.
- 你自由了 - 自由了? 看看我的脖子 - You're free to go. - Free to go? Look at my neck.
- 慢着 等一下 你看到我的眼睛了吗? - 我看得到你的眼睛和你的那张老脸 - Hold on. Wait a minute. Did you see my eyes? - Saw your eyes, saw that face too.
你惹怒了魔鬼 我自由咯 You tore the hell up. I'm free to go.
我知道你也很想回家 但是我可要回家咯 我要回家咯 I know you wish you was going home, but I'm going home. I'm going home.
冷静点 警官 这可是你的错 你没给她读米兰达忠告 Calm down, officer. It's your fault. You forgot to Mirandize her.
- 太荒谬了 - 保重啊 法官大人 - This is ridiculous. - Take care, judge.
我爱你 但是我可要走咯 I love you, but I got to go.
但是对我们有利的是... But the saving grace is...
... 如果你给她点儿好处 她就永远会惹麻烦 她还会回来的 ... she couldn't stay out of trouble if you paid her. She'll be back.
嗨 Joshua Hey, Joshua.
嗨 Hey.
你好 Ellen Hey, Ellen.
- 这是谁? - 这是Mindy - Who's this? - This is Mindy.
Mindy Mindy.
孩子 去车里等我会 Wait in the car, baby.
她只有14岁 Josh She's only 14, Josh.
皮条客在汽车站找到她 把她带到了红灯区 Pimp found her in the bus station, put her off in the streets.
- 嗯 很高兴你能找到她 - 谢天谢地 - Well, I'm glad you found her. - Thank God.
Ellen 我... Ellen, I...
我想跟你说 我认为你为这些女孩们所做的事... I gotta tell you, I think the job that you're doing with these girls...
...真的很了不起 ...is great.
- 我只是在为我的上帝服务 - 嗯 我知道他一定以你为荣 - Just me trying to do the work of my Lord. - Well, I know you make him proud.
- 呃 再次感谢 - 没关系 - Well, thanks again. - All right.
嗨 Ellen 等等 Hey, Ellen. Wait.
我想让你见个人 这是Candy I want you to meet somebody. Candy.
这是Ellen Holmes 她是位部长 而且她... This is Ellen Holmes. She's a minister and she...
- 她帮助了很多女孩离开那些街区 - 你好 - She helps get girls off the street. - Hi.
好 Hey.
如果你要帮忙的话可以联系我 这是我的名片 Here is my card if you need anything.
我看上去像是在街上游荡 要你帮忙的人吗 Do I look like I'm on the streets to you?
不 但是你看上去像是在街上做事的女孩 No, but you look like you work in the streets.
你知道么 我可没时间听上帝的玩笑 因为我... You know what, I ain't got no time for no Jesus jokers, cause I...
很好 那我也不会为你腾出时间 笨蛋 Fine. Then I ain't got time for you either, sucker.
再见 Joshua See you later, Joshua.
那是什么部长啊 What kind of minister is that?
我了解 我了解 但是她是能真正帮你解决问题的人 I know, I know. She's the real deal though.
是你保我出来的? So you bailed me out?
对啊 Yeah.
那么你想在哪做呢? 我们可以到你车里做 在你家里做 So where you wanna do this? We can go to your car. We can go to your house.
- 我是说真的 - 什么... 你在说什么? - I'm not tripping. - What... what are you talking about?
你保我出来 你定有所图 不是吗 You bailed me out. So you must want something, right?
- 你以为我图什么? 和你上床吗? - 什么... 那你想要什么? - So what do you think I want? Some sex from you? - What... what you want then?
我们就聊聊我们的近况 我们现在的生活 不好吗? What about, you know, like how are you being? How are you doing?
男人不会问女人的生活状况 除非你是有所企图 No man ask a woman how she's doing unless you want something.
那你图什么呢? 你想从我这儿得到什么呢 Josh? So, what is it? What do you want from me, Josh?
好 你在这些街区都做些什么呢 Candy? Okay. What are you doing out here on these streets, Candy?
这你就不用操心了 我得走了 我可忙着呢... How about you don't worry about that? I gotta go. I ain't got time...
Candy 等一下 等一下 只是... Candy, hold on. Hold on. Just...
好吧 我带你去吃点东西吧 All right. Let me take you to get something to eat.
你饿吗 You hungry?
走吧 Come on.
好吗? Please?
- 上帝可真仁慈啊 - 是 他是很仁慈 - The Lord is so good. - Yes, he is.
他是如此的仁慈 他让你妈妈免除了牢狱之灾 He is so good, he delivered your mama out of the belly of that jail.
- 是的 他做到了 - 是的 - Yes, he did. - Yes.
我们礼拜天要去教堂 对吗 Madea? We're going to church Sunday, huh, Madea?
我可不去什么教堂 I ain't going to no church.
等下 停一下 Now, hold up. Wait a minute.
让我再重申一下关于教堂的问题 Let me put some church in it.
你说过如果上帝能保佑你渡过这一关... You said if the Lord got you through this...
... 你就会去教堂 ... you was going by the church.
那正是我想做的 我只要路过教堂 And that's just what I'm gonna do. I'm going by the church.
- 那么你什么时候来呢? - 我们刚刚不是路过了么? - So when you coming? - We just did.
我说过我会路过教堂 我们刚刚就路过了一个 I said I would go by the church. We just passed by one.
哈利路亚 以圣腓力之名 Hallelujah. Saint Philip name.
保佑圣母玛丽和您的子民福泽延绵 Hail Mary full of grace and all you people.
上帝保佑你 大家都保重 你好 God bless you. All you look out, people. Hello.
哦 Mabel 上帝肯定都气疯了... Oh, Mabel, the Lord is just so mad...
上帝都被你气疯了 You just make the Lord mad.
低下你的头 让我们为她祈祷吧 Bow your head. Let's pray for her.
Cora 低下你的头 Cora, bow your head.
Brian 低下你的头 Brian, bow your head.
- Brown先生 我在开车呢 - 好 - Mr. Brown, I'm driving. - Yeah.
上帝是英明的 他会帮你开车的 低下你的头 The Lord know, he can watch the wheels. Bow your head.
Mabel 低下你的头 Mabel, you bow your head.
Brown 如果你不闭上你的臭嘴 我就... Brown, if you don't shut the hell up and...
Mabel 低下你的头 把你的头放到大腿间 Mabel, bow your head and put your head in your lap...
... 保持沉默 低下你的头 ... and smother yourself. Bow your head.
上帝啊 不要让Madea下地狱啊 Lord, don't send Madea to hell.
只要在天堂门外给她留个小房子 Just give her a little house right outside the gates of heaven...
... 这样她就能看着我们所有人进天堂了 ... so she can watch all of us go in.
阿门 Amen.
- 阿门 - 阿门 - Amen. - Amen.
但是 Madea 你真不应该许下诺言 却又食言 But, Madea, you can't make those type of promises and break them.
- Cora - 什么? - Cora. - Yes?
- 帮我个忙 - 好的 夫人 - Do me a favor. - Yes, ma'am.
堵上他那张臭嘴 好吗? 死死地堵上 Put the shut to the up, okay? The shut to the up.
Mad... Cora 别... 没事的 就随她吧 Mad... Cora, don't... don't you worry. Just let it go.
我告诉你们 她要再惹上麻烦 她肯定会一路狂奔到教堂的 I'm telling you, when she get in trouble, then she'll come running to the church.
不... 不 不 不 Madea可不能再惹麻烦了 我受够了 No... no, no, no. Madea ain't gonna get in no more trouble. I ain't gonna have that.
听好 你和我爸爸的事到此为止 Listen up, between you and my daddy, that's enough.
你不能再惹到麻烦了 Madea 我可告诉你 这次你真得消停点儿 You ain't getting in no more trouble. Madea, I'm telling you, You got off easy this time.
你该死的在说什么? 我是成年人 我能自己做主 好不好 Brian? What the hell you talking to? I'm grown. I am grown, okay, Brian?
你无权干涉我 我是成年人 You don't tell me nothing. I'm grown.
我没有... 那时候我也没惹麻烦 I ain't got... I wasn't in trouble that time.
- 我不... 你还没有对我说教的资格 - Madea - I don't... You don't tell me nothing. - Madea.
我在读从... 从法庭上拿过来的这本 关于愤怒管理的小册子 I was reading this pamphlet from... uh, from the courts about anger management.
册子上说女性随着年龄的增长... It says as women get older...
... 我们的身体就不能分泌足够的荷尔蒙... ... our bodies don't produce as many hormones as it needs...
... 来让我们情绪保持稳定平和 ... to stay calm and have stable moods.
但是你去看医生可是对你大大有好处的哦 But you going to see this doctor is gonna be real good for you.
我可不去做什么愤怒管理咨询 Cora I'm not going to no angry manager, Cora.
该死的 你带他们来干嘛 Brian? What the hell you bring them down here for, Brian?
你干嘛冲着我大吼大叫啊? 是他们硬要来的 Why are you yelling at me? They wanted to come.
我说 那我该怎么做嘛? Brown先生可是跳到车里来的 I mean, what was I supposed to do? Mr. Brown jumped in the car.
你需要我们祈祷的时候 可是很乐意见到我们的嘛 You was happy to see us when you wanted some of our prayer.
- 对的 - 我可跟你说 你必须去看这样的医生 - That's right. - I'm telling you, you need to see one of them doctors.
他们给了我一个 怎么说来着 Brian? They gave me one of them, what they say, Brian?
可口... 结肠造口术 Coca... colostomy.
- 你做了一个结肠镜检查 Brown先生 - 结肠造口术? - You had a colonoscopy, Mr. Brown. - Colonoscopy
还不是一样 Same thing.
我还以为那个蠢蛋说的是可口可乐呢 让我有想喝杯可乐的欲望了 I thought that fool said Coca... Cola. Making me thirsty for good old Coke.
好了 Mabel 我们在慢慢变老 我们就得经常做些身体检查 Now, Mabel, when we get old, we gotta keep ourselves checked.
你知道 他们还检查了我的前列腺呢 Now, you know, they checked my prostate.
Mabel 你也得好好查查你的前列腺问题 Mabel, you need to get your prostate checked too.
女性可没有什么前列腺 Brown先生 Women don't have a prostate, Mr. Brown.
Cora 我告诉你 Madea可是有前列腺的 Cora, I'm telling you, Madea got a prostate.
店里还有很多呢 慢慢吃 别急 You know there's more where that came from.
- 你为什么要保释我? - 因为你是我的朋友啊 - Why you bail me out of jail? - Because you're a friend.
我不明白你为什么... I don't understand why you...
为什么这样做 why you have to do this.
你曾经是个... 你曾经是个聪明的姑娘 You was a... you were a smart girl.
你过去可是个全优生啊 You used to get straight A's.
你还记得吗? You remember?
- 什么? - 你真的让你自己相信... - What? - You really have tricked yourself...
... 那天晚上什么也没发生吗? ... into believing that night ain't ever happened.
好吧 Josh 事情确实发生了 Well, Josh, it did happen.
而且就此改变了我的一生 And it changed my life forever.
自那以后我每天都在找你 I tried to look for you every day after that.
那么你肯定只是在那些高级场所找的吧 You must have been looking in some pretty high places then.
Candy 我... 我不明白为什么你要在那些地方游荡 Candy, I... I don't understand why you are out there on those streets.
听着 你走你的阳关道 我过我的独木桥 Look, you deal with things your way and I'll deal with them mine.
- 我现在不需要你来对我评头论足 - 我并没有对你评头论足 - I don't need you to be judging me right now. - I'm not judging you.
你就是 你以为你在做什么 坐在这 说我疯了? Yes, you are. What you do think you're doing,staying here,talking to me crazy?
- 请你... ? - 不要再对我评头论足 - Will you... ? - Don't you judge me.
告诉我... 我现在让你丢脸了? Telling me about... Or am I embarrassing you now?
你们也想要评论一番吗? 什么... 你们要说什么? Y'all got something to say too? What... what you got?
- 还有谁吗? - 安静 - Anybody else? - Please.
我可不是你的敌人 I'm not your enemy.
嗨 怎么了 Josh? Hey. What's up, Josh?
Chuck 这是我的一位老朋友 Chuck, this is an old friend of mine.
好啊 你好 我是Chuck Okay. How are you doing? I'm Chuck.
好吧 Okay.
嗨 亲爱的 Hey, baby.
- 嗨 - 嗨 - Hey. - Hey.
还以为你在法庭呢 Thought you were in court
本来是的 诉讼取消了 她没有被告知米兰达宣言 I was. It got kicked. She wasn't Mirandized.
这是谁? Who's this?
她是我的朋友 She's a friend of mine.
叫什么? What's her name?
我... I...
我审理过你的朋友 I tried your friend.
你保释得可真快啊 You made bail quickly.
Candy 这是我的未婚妻 Linda Candy, this is my fiancee, Linda.
哦 等下 等一下 你说她是你的未婚妻? Oh, wait. Hold on. You said that's your fiancee?
你要和她结婚? You marrying her?
你们是结不了婚的 That'll never work.
哦... 我得走了 Oh... I gotta go.
嗨 Candy Hey, Candy.
听着 Look.
这是我的电话号码 This is my number.
你有任何问题都可以打给我 好吗? If you need anything, just give me a call, all right?
好吧 Yeah.
- 呃 你要问个明白吗? - 我... 是的 - Well, are you gonna handle it? - I... yeah.
亲爱的 你可是个地方助理检察官 Honey, you are an assistant district attorney.
你不应该和这样的人打交道 You shouldn't be hanging out with the likes of those people.
你和她有什么事吗? What are you doing with her?
保持沉默 Don't answer that.
她只是个老朋友 我在帮助她 She's an old friend. I was just trying to help her.
糟糕 Bad move.
- 我说什么了 Linda? 不是吗 我没说过这个吗? - 你说了 - What did I say, Linda? Didn't I? Didn't I say it? - You did.
你说什么了? What did you say?
我在这里和你的未婚妻谈话 你还记得吗? I was talking to your future wife here. Remember that?
你的确是心里有愧 Josh About the fact that you feel guilty, Josh.
我知道 我也是从贫民窟出来的 但我并不会为此感到抱歉 I know. I made it out of the ghetto too but I don't apologize for it.
但是这些人 哦 他们永远无法从你记忆中抹去 But these people, oh, they will never let you forget.
只要你任他们随心所欲 你就会一直觉得要对他们承担责任 As long as you let them do that, you'll always feel a sense of obligation to them.
- 我说的在不在理? - 关键不是这个 - Now, am I right or am I right? - That is not it.
别回答 只管点头 Don't talk, just agree.
不管什么... Well, whatever it is...
重点在于你们曾得到相同的机遇 the point is they were afforded the same opportunities you were.
你做出了改变 他们没有 You did something, they didn't.
Linda 事情并不总是那么简单 Linda, it's not always that simple.
同意她的不同意见 然后换个话题吧 Just agree to disagree and change the subject.
- 好吧 我们开始点餐吧? - 好的 - Okay, can we just order some food? Maybe, I mean. - Yes.
老爸在这里开派对 Oh, my dad is having a party here.
我要去接孩子们 你们处理这里的烂摊子吧 I gotta go pick up my kids. You all gotta handle this.
我就知道Joe肯定会在我的房子里开派对 I know Joe ain't having no party at my damn house.
保持冷静 Wait, just stay calm.
- Cora 这些是什么人? - 不知道 - Cora, who these people, Cora? - I don't know.
- 在我房子里的都是谁? - 不知道 - Cora, who these people in my house? - I didn't know.
- 烟鬼 - 这都是些什么人? - Holy smoke. - Who are all these people?
音乐开太大了 The music's too loud.
Joe怎么会开这样的派对? 我都知道Madea会抓狂的 How could Joe have this party? I know Madea gonna be upset.
Madea抓狂了 Madea is upset.
嗨 辣妹 Hey, sexy.
你看起来就像一碗蜜桃味冰激凌 You look like a bowl of peach ice cream.
在我往你身上扔满油之前消失吧 Get out of my face before I throw this oil all over you.
你想玩变态一点的啊? Oh, now you wanna get kinky, huh?
- 变态? - 我喜欢 - Kinky? - I like that.
- 魔鬼活了 - 是的 - The devil is alive. - Yeah.
性感宝贝 想要跟我共度今宵吗? Hey, sexy, you wanna spend some time with me?
做我的客人吧? And be my client?
她是做什么工作的? What kind of work she do, Cora?
病房里的律师 还是法庭上的医生? A lawyer in a sick room, a doctor in the court room?
她... 她是妓女 She's a... She's a prostitute.
大声说出来 Say it, baby.
我是个妓女 I'm a prostitute.
- 什么? - 她说她是妓女 - A prosti... what? - A prostitute is what she said.
街上拉客的妓女 Street walker. Woman.
Cora 把油给我 Oh, Cora, give me that oil.
魔鬼活了 The devil is alive.
血啊 好多血啊 The blood. The blood.
她是Mary Magdalene She's Mary Magdalene, Cora.
Madea 保持镇静 Look, Madea, just stay calm, okay?
千万别崩溃 Baby, don't have no nervous breakdown.
淡定 淡定 Stay calm, Madea. Just stay calm.
- Mabel... - Joe究竟在哪? - Mabel, just... - Where the hell is Joe?
他明知道我刚从监狱出来 He know I just got out of jail.
Mabel 我竟然不知道你回来了 Hey, Mabel. Hell, I didn't even know you was coming home.
最近怎么样? 很高兴见到你 How are you doing? Good to see you.
Joe 这些人究竟是谁? Joe, who the hell are all these people in my house?
当我看到新闻的时候 我说他们不会把我妹妹关起来 When I saw the news, I said they don't lock my sister up.
所以我把这些人邀请来 以便她回到家的时候... So I've been inviting all these people over here so that she could have a good time...
能够玩个尽兴... when she come home and I'm so...
对 你在这方面真是有头脑 Joe Yeah, right. You know better than this, don't you, Joe?
- Joe 你怎么了? 你还好吧? - 他从这根管子抽烟 - Joe, what you doing? You all right? - He is smoking out of this pipe.
很高兴你回来了 Mabel 我太高兴了 I'm glad you're home, Mabel. I'm so glad you're home.
Madea 我希望你能保持冷静 Madea, I just want you to stay calm.
这些人来这里都是为了你 好好享受一下吧 They come here all for you, Mabel, enjoy yourself.
好好享受自己 对不起 让一让 骨感辣妹 Enjoy yourself. Excuse me. Excuse me, sexy slim.
- 你看起来冷静 你真的冷静吗? - 我很冷静 - Just... You look calm. You calm? - I'm calm. I'm clam.
- 你看起来更像暴风雨前的宁静 - 我非常冷静 - You look calm like a quiet storm. - I'm calm. I'm calm.
你在我家楼梯上搞什么鬼? The hell you doing upstairs in my house?
滚出我的卧室 And get the hell out of my bedroom.
她拿枪啦! She's got a gun!
快跑啊! Run! Run!
我不想死啊 I don't wanna die.
- 我能办到 我可以卖给你一些印第安人头发 - 好的 - I can make it work. I can give you some lndian hair. - Yeah. That's right.
得花75美元 It'll be $75.
那你真得那么做了 You got to make that work.
你呢? 你想要些什么? What about you? What are you gonna have?
- 好的 - 女士们好 - That's right. - Hello, ladies.
- 多谢 - 这是你要的 - All right, thanks. - There you go.
- 最近怎么样? - 谢谢 - How are you doing? - Thank you.
- 谢谢 - 好吧? - Thank you. - All right?
都照顾好自己 如果你们需要什么 尽管来找我 Y'all take care of yourselves. And listen, if you need anything, just come see me.
- 潮德街347号 - 对的 - 347 Chowder Lane. - That's right.
好的 All right.
照顾好自己 Take care of yourselves.
- 嗨 Donna - 嗨 Ellen - Hi, Donna. - Hi, Ellen.
这是我朋友 Candace This is my friend, Candace.
- 又来了 - 我们见过面了 - Here you go again. - We've met.
这是我的朋友 纽约那会儿我们曾在一起 我请求她来这里的 This is my girl right here. We were in New York together. I begged her to come down here.
- 最后她终于来了 - 是这样吗? - And she finally came. - ls that right?
- 在这儿照顾好自己么? - 你怎么老插手我的事情? - Taking care of yourself all here? - Why are you all in my business?
- Candy 别这样 Ellen是好人 - 我只是来帮忙的 - All right, Candy, Ellen is good people. - I'm just here to help.
像我奶奶那样每隔5分钟 就用圣经敲下我的头? By thumping your Bible at me every five minutes the way my grandmama did?
我不认识你奶奶 圣经也不带在身上 I don't know your grandmama and I don't carry no Bible right with me.
在我家的壁炉架上呢 It's at home on my mantel.
你不需要带在身边 你都倒背如流了 You ain't got to carry it coz you know every word in it.
你真聪明 You better know it.
阿门 Amen.
你到底给是不给? So you gonna give me some of them or not?
你在求我? You asking me?
继续问她要 伙计 礼貌点 她是好人 Go on, act right, man. She's good people.
请问 我可以要一些吗? May I have some, please?
"可以吗? " "May l? "
听起来像是受过良好教育的啊 Girl, you're sounding all educated.
给 Here.
如果你需要 这里有一个提供食物保障的地方 Here's a voucher for some food if you need it.
- 干嘛这个表情? - 你还没道谢呢 - Why? - You don't know how to say thank you.
谢谢 Thank you.
你吸毒? You on drugs?
- 干嘛问? - 哪种 海洛因还是可卡因? - Why? - What is it, heroin or cocain?
别碰我 你不懂我 退后点 Don't you be touching me. You don't know me. You need to back up.
- 要消毒针头吗? - 我要 - You need some clean needles? - I do.
- 你咋的了? - 给 - What's wrong with you? - Here you go.
多谢 Thank you.
- 多谢 - 照顾好自己 - Thank you. - Ladies, take care of yourselves.
Donna 我还等着你呢 And, Donna, I'm still waiting.
我知道 I know.
Donna 那傻瓜是谁? Donna, who is that fool?
从16岁开始 我就出来卖了 Man, I've been on these streets since I was 16 years old.
各种各样打着上帝或者什么幌子的人我都见过 I've seen all kinds people say they come in the name of one God or another.
但那位女士... But that woman right there...
她是真心的 she's real.
她是好人 She's good folks, man.
她周游在各种各样的吸毒人士 皮条客 瘾君子身边 She'll be around all types of dope boys, pimps, addicts.
她对我们一视同仁 And she treats us all the same.
在监狱她令罪犯折服 She preaches down at the prison.
为什么她说还等着你? Why she say she waiting on you?
我一直对她说我会脱离这种生活 I keep telling her I'll get off my street.
不 我没有... No, sir. Well, I don't...
就这些... Well, that's all I have. I...
就是名和姓 That's the first and last name.
我所知道的就这些 That's all I have.
当然 我理解 Sure. No, I understand.
好的 All right. Okay.
谢谢 Okay, thank you.
- 有什么收获没? - 没 - Any luck? - No.
你呢? What about you?
没 Nope.
告诉我 为什么你要做这个? Man, you know, tell me again, why are we doing this?
我只是在努力寻找 可以帮她离开街头的人 I'm just trying to find somebody to help her get off these streets.
你... 之前你从没做过这些 所以... You've... You've never done this before so it's...
我们有段过去 We got history.
你们... Oh, you...
- 不是你想的那样 - 你在努力帮助这女孩 - Not like that. - You're trying to help this girl, man.
我从没听你提起过她 我认识你大概3年了 And I've never heard you mention her. I've known you for, like what, three years.
你都不曾坦白这件事 And you don't wanna talk upon light.
我们本该查找你度蜜月的胜地才对 We're supposed to be looking for vacation spots for your honeymoon.
- 是的 - 不 - We are. - No, no, no. We.
你让我想起来了 你说过... You called me up, you said...
- 亲爱的 - 怎么样了? - Hey, baby. - Hey, how are you doing?
- 你呢? - 我很好 - How are you? - Oh, I am good.
我让你们这对爱侣独处吧 Okay, you know what, I'm gonna leave you lovebirds alone.
- 我得... - 你想走去哪里? - I gotta... - Where you off to?
我... I gotta...
- 你哪里都不准去 - 我有个约会 - You ain't going nowhere. - I got a date, so... Yeah.
- 对象叫什么名字? - 幸运女孩 - What's your date's name? - Well, lucky girl.
别管我 我出去了 Leave me alone. I'm out.
今天真是不可思议 So today was incredible.
我发现一些鞋子 女孩们都会爱到发疯的 I found these shoes. The girls are gonna flip out.
我还找到了最棒的裁缝 她同意为我们订做结婚礼服 I also found the most amazing dressmaker and she agreed to do the dress for us.
- 很棒 - 我知道 - That's great. - I know.
你找到度蜜月的地方了吗? Did you find any places for the honeymoon?
没有 实际上我... No, actually I was...
我... I was...
我在寻找Candace在德州的家人 I was looking for some of Candace's family in Texas.
你还要谈论这个妓女? Okay, so you're still talking about this prostitute?
- 为什么你非得喊她是妓女? - 因为她就是 - Why are you calling her a prostitute? - That's what she is.
在我家乡 如果有人需要帮助 你就该努力去帮助 Baby, where I'm from, if somebody needs help, you try to help them out.
亲爱的... Okay, sweetie...
你只能帮助那些 想要得到帮助的人们 you know that you can only help someone that wants to be helped.
那种人不想得到帮助 Those people don't want help.
- 为什么你非得称呼她们是那种人? - 我是指那类人 - Why do you call them those people? - I mean, those people.
像她那样的人 另一条路上的人 People like her, from that side of the tracks.
我和她来自同一个街道 I'm from the same street.
- 我们曾一起上大学直到 - 这没有多大影响 - We were in college together until this... - That doesn't make any difference.
她和你不是一类人 It's not the same thing with you.
亲爱的 她和你不是同类 Sweetie, she's not like you.
如果她的人生失败了 那是她自己的责任 It is her own fault if she didn't make something of herself.
Linda 你总是饭来张口 衣来伸手 Linda, you've always had things handed to you.
你一直都是老爹的掌上明珠 You've always been, like, daddy's little princess.
除非你也在那些街上呆过 否则你根本不会了解 Until you've been on the streets, you wouldn't even understand.
你暗示让我走是吧 That is my cue to leave.
- 好 我也给点时间让你冷静一下 - 等等 Linda 你想... - So I'm gonna let you cool off for a minute. - Wait, Linda. What you... Linda
- 怎么? - 对不起 - Yes? - I'm sorry.
但是 看到那个女人在街上拉客让我心感烦恼 I am, but it bothered me seeing that woman on the street.
- 让你烦恼 - 是的 我很烦恼 - lt bothers you. - Yes, it bothers me.
当她不再让你如此烦恼的时候 你再打电话给我吧 Okay, when she stops bothering you so much, why don't you give me a call?
- 好吗? - Linda Linda - Okay? - Linda. Linda, hey.
- 我不想你离开 - 我不想再听到这个女孩的事情 - I don't want you to go. - I don't wanna hear about this girl any more.
我受够她了 I'm done with her.
你已经帮她够多了 Now, you've helped her enough.
你不会再听到她的事了 You won't hear about it again.
你还在外面啊? You still out here?
是啊 真是个漫长的夜晚 Yeah, girl. This is a slow night.
不是吧 那些大兵们刚还玩了一把 No, it's not. Those Army boys just got paid.
我在这的时候 他们还拒绝过三个 Turned down, like, three when I was here before.
怎么了? What's up, girl?
今天早些时候 我遇到一个我从前认识的人 I ran into somebody who I knew from before earlier today.
明白了 Oh, I see.
然后你开始在想 你的人生本该如何如何 You started thinking about what your life could have been.
没 我知道我没时间去追逐不存在的梦想 No, not me. I know I ain't got no time to be chasing no dreams.
你不像我们这些人 Candy You ain't like the rest of us, Candy.
你能够离开这 然后取得属于自己的成功 You can get out of here and make something of yourself.
遇见Betty Crocker老妈或者其他什么吗? What, meet some Betty Crocker mom or something?
真是聪明的家伙 God, you smart.
我知道你在读这些书 I see how you be reading them books.
Terry McMillan帮不了我什么 Listen, Terry McMillan ain't doing nothing to get me no fix, okay?
我想说的是如果有人能离开这 那非你莫属 All I'm saying is if anybody can get out of here, you can.
我看过你跟人说话 I've seen you talk to people.
我听到过你说你的那套大道理 I've seen you talk your way out of all kinds of stuff.
你可以的 You can do it.
随便了 Donna 别说了 Whatever, Donna. Please.
好吧 我们做个交易吧 All right, I'm gonna make a deal with you.
如果我离开这 那你也离开 If I get off these streets, you gotta get off these streets.
好 赌了 All right, that's a bet.
也许我们能互相帮助 Maybe we can help each other.
我们一直都是相濡以沫的 你知道我经常想什么吗? Now, you know we always do, girl. You know what I was thinking about?
- 记着我们身在纽约的时候吗? - Donna! - Remember we were in New York? - Donna!
Candy 快 快跑 快跑! Candy, come on. Run. Run!
- 你觉的你能从我这逃开? - 没有 - You think you can hide from me? - No.
我告诉你 你别想着能自己离开 Donna 听到没? I told you, you ain't gonna be out here solo, Donna. Do you hear me?
- 好的 - 现在 马上滚 - Okay. - Now, get your ass out of here.
好了 Donna 我们走 Okay, Donna. Let's go.
- 不 不不 你不能 - 不 你想怎样? - No, no, no. Not you. - No. What do you want?
你需要个好女人 不是她 You want a real woman. You don't want her.
- 我知道我要的 马上滚 - 她才来这儿的 - I see what I want. Get out of here. - She's just been here.
我正打算教她规矩呢 她还不能做 她还不能做! I'm trying to show her the ropes. She ain't ready. She ain't ready!
别动她! Get off of her!
你觉的你能去哪? 你觉的你还能去哪 小妞? Where you think you're going? Where do you think you're going, girl?
你无处可去 明白么? You ain't going nowhere. You understand me?
- 你还想去哪? - 求你 求你 求你 - Where do you think you're going? - Please, please, please.
我不会告诉别人的 我发誓 I won't tell anybody, I promise.
- 哈 你觉得你能恐吓我? - 求你 - What, you think that scares me? - Please.
求你 求你了 让我走吧 Please. Please let me go. Please let me go.
我让你走我有什么好处? What are you gonna do for me if I let you go?
你想要我怎样? What do you want me to do?
你是我的 You belong to me.
你是我的奴隶 You're my slave.
奴隶要自由 他们就得出钱买 If a slave wanna be free, they got to buy their freedom.
好的 好的 Okay. Okay.
我现在要你去厕所 I want you to get in that bathroom.
我要你把自己弄干净 I want you to get cleaned up.
我还想要点儿奖励 I can get a premium for you.
很好 去吧 宝贝 All right, go on, baby.
去吧 没事儿了 Come on, it's all right.
你得知道 要是没有皮条客罩你 你在这条街上就没的混 Gonna learn you ain't protected on these streets unless you got a pimp.
明白么? Do you understand?
我要去个派对 还会带上你 I got this nice party I'm gonna take you to.
那会有很多潜在客户 几千快钱很容易到手 A lot of new potential clients, couple of G's easy.
把自己打扮的漂亮点儿 I want you to make yourself look real nice, girl.
我对你印象不错 I got a good feeling about you.
你会成为我的新宠的 You're gonna be one of my special girls.
别在这儿浪费时间了 快点儿 Don't be wasting time in there, girl. Come on, now.
我们得跑着去了 我可不想迟到 We gotta be running now. I don't wanna be late.
快洗啊 Candy Get on with that shower in there, Candy.
怎么了? What's going on in there?
Candy Candy.
我要找区律师... Operator, I need district attorney...
... Josh Hardaway ... Josh Hardaway.
接他的电话 求你了 是急事 Just connect me to his phone, please. It's an emergency.
你好 Hello.
嘿 Hey.
你还好吗? You okay?
怎么了? Are you serious?
你在哪? Where are you?
好的 我马上到 Okay, I'm coming right now.
我马上... 我马上就到 I'm coming r... I'm coming right now.
好 知道 好的 All right. I know. All right.
拜拜 Bye.
Candace Candace.
你还能走吗? 来 Can you walk? Come on.
来 来 没事了 Come on. Come on. Come on.
谢谢 我可以的 Thanks. I'm okay.
亲爱的? Baby?
我睡太熟了 亲爱的 你怎么不在床上? I fell asleep. How come you're not in bed, sweetie?
怎么? 什么事儿? What? What's the matter?
我可以解释 我可以... I can explain. I can...
那是我的睡袍? Is that my robe?
- 你能解释? - 她有麻烦 我只是想帮她 - You can explain? - She's in trouble. I'm trying to help.
你干嘛把她带来这? Why did you bring her here?
Linda 她需要人帮忙 Linda, she needs somebody.
我才不管她怎样 I don't care what she needs.
嘘? 你搞什么啊? Shush? Are you kidding me?
你跟这女孩到底怎么回事? 怎么搞的啊? What is it with you and this girl? What is going on here?
Linda 我告诉过你了 Linda, I told you.
- 只有我能帮她 - 不 - I'm the only one that can help her out. - No.
你自己好好想想然后做决断吧 我要走了 You have some decisions to make and some thinking to do. I am leaving.
别嘘了 让我小声点好让这个妓女睡觉? And stop shushing me. Shushing me so the prostitute can sleep?
我受够了 Josh I am done, Josh.
简直不可理喻 I cannot believe this.
Linda 别摔门 Linda, just don't slam the door.
果然还是摔了 You slammed it.
难道就不能小声点儿... Can't even shut the door....
你总是知道该选什么 You always did know how to pick them.
她不是你那型 She's not your type.
你又怎么知道哪个是我的型? How you know what my type is?
你有五年没见我了 You haven't seen me in five years.
Josh 我了解你 好不好? Josh, I know you, okay?
她不是 She is not it.
她就是个娇生惯养的公主 She's entirely too much of a princess.
你们不会有好结果的 It ain't gonna work.
我打赌... 我打赌你都没有向她求过婚 I bet... I bet you ain't even proposed to her.
那么 智者 你觉的我们干嘛要结婚呢? Then why do you think we're getting married then, smarty?
因为她说你们需要结婚 Because she told you you were.
噢 你不懂我 Oh, you don't know me.
你觉得你懂我 其实你根本就不懂我 You think you know me but you don't know me, girl.
Josh 我懂你 我们一起长大... Josh, I know you. We grew up together...
小时候 我们每天都在一起 We spent every day together when we were kids.
我懂你 I know you.
Candace 人是会改变的 Candace, people change.
我知道 I know that's right.
- 你在发抖 你冷吗? - 不 - You're shaking. Are you cold? - No.
我不是因为冷才发抖 This ain't the cold shakes, baby.
你什么时候开始打针的? 什么时候辍学的? When did you start using? When you got out of school?
像你一样的 我得找法子谋生 I had to find some way to cope just like you.
你说什么啊 像我一样? What are you talking about, me?
野心 做两份工作 Ambition, working two jobs.
当你还在全日制学校的时候? While you were in school full- time?
你这样 只是不想面对发生的事而已 You did that so you wouldn't have to think about what happened.
你的理念可真逗 That's an interesting concept you got.
Josh 别谈这个了 好吗? Josh, I don't wanna talk about this, okay?
好吧 我们不需要 我们不需要谈这个 All right, we don't have to. We don't have to talk.
嘿 Josh. Hey, Josh.
嗯 Yeah.
你还记得我们要在萨瓦那州开的那个加早餐旅馆吗? You remember that bed and breakfast we were gonna open in Savannah?
河边 贝尔斯 Down by the river. Bells.
我记得贝尔斯 I remember Bells.
- 你记得? - 是的 我记得 - You remember? - Yeah, I remember.
噢 Josh Oh, Josh.
我那时希望能买下来... I was gonna buy it...
... 然后永远幸福快乐的生活着 ... and live happily ever after.
那你为何不买? So why didn't you buy it?
我找不到工作... I couldn't find a job...
... 没有钱 我当时很饿 ... and I ain't have no money, I was so hungry.
后来 我... And then I...
... 我遇到了这个男人 ... I met this man.
他说他爱我 And he said he loved me.
他说他会照顾我的 And he said he was gonna take care of me.
他说如果我也爱他 就让我... And he said that if I loved him that I would...
... 跟他的朋友也睡 ... sleep with him and his friend.
后来慢慢的就只有他的一些朋友了 And it turned into his other friends without him.
再后来就是陌生人 And then strangers.
为了离开他... It took me four years...
... 我花了整整四年... ... four years...
... 整整四年啊 ... to get away from him.
CeCe 对不起 CeCe, I'm sorry.
CeCe? CeCe?
是的 Yeah.
那个小女孩早就死了 That little girl, she died a long time ago.
哈 你在哭吗? Boy, are those tears in your eyes?
你得像个男人 没必要坐那因我感到愧疚 You better man up. Don't you sit over there feeling sorry for me.
至少我能靠着现在做的事赚钱 At least I get paid for what I do now.
你现在做的事根本没有得到应得的 You do not get paid for what you do.
我说了我现在没以怒制怒的毛病 I told you all I ain't got no anger manager problem.
你还是坚持说我有 Y'all still insisted on me going.
你有以怒制怒的毛病 You have a anger management problem.
很好 带我去吧 Fine, take me down there then.
所以我才把它们之一给你 That's why I'm gonna get you one of these.
- 什么之一? - 这个 就这儿 它们之一 - One of what? - This, right here, one of these.
- 那啥玩意儿? - 这能提醒你该如何对待他人 - What is that? - It's a reminder on how to treat people.
WWJD WWJD.
你知道这什么意思吗? You know what that means?
啥意思? Jermaine Dupri怎么了? What that stand for? What's wrong with Jermaine Dupri?
不 它的意思是 "耶稣当为何?" 众所周知的啊 No. It means "What would Jesus do?" Everybody know that.
我就不知道 该死的 I don't know. Hell.
看到没? Did you see that?
- 看到他干嘛了? - 是啊 我看到了 你想怎样? - Did you see him? - Yes, I saw it. What you gonna do?
- 嗯... 什么... 我先来想想WWJD - Cora 耶稣又没有车 - Well... What... I'm gonna WWJD. - Cora, Jesus did not have no car.
- 你最好抓到那个混蛋 - 他会有报应的 - Better go get that fool. - He's gonna get his.
- 不 我不能 - Cora - No, I can't. - Cora.
他遭报应了 看 他遇到红灯了 He's gonna get his. Look. He got stopped by the light.
很好 抓住他 Well, pull up on him, then.
- 好的 - 我会协助你的 - Okay. - I'm gonna do a drive- by.
Madea... 你不能 Madea... No, you're not.
噢 我来 我来 Oh, man, I got this. I got this.
对不起 先生 Excuse me, sir.
- 抱歉 - 嘿 蠢驴 - Excuse me. - Hey, fool.
- 什么? - 你刚刚超我车 你知不知道啊? - What? - You cut in front of me. Did you see?
去死 Go to hell.
啥... 哈... 啥? Wh... Did... What?
- 听见没? - 你怎么不给他看你的手镯呀? - Did you hear that? - Did you show him your bracelet?
- 怎么不给他看WWJD? - Madea 别添乱了 - Did you show him the WWJD? - Don't be funny, Madea.
Cora 我不养废人 Cora, I didn't raise no punk.
- 你最好赶上那个蠢蛋 - Madea 我不是废物 - You better go get that fool. - I'm no punk, Madea.
- Cora 你不会变成废物的 - 我不是废物 我不是... - Cora, you ain't gonna be no punk. - I'm not no punk. I'm not...
正中球门 该死的蠢货! I stopped that fool in his face, you goddamn fool!
妈妈 Mama.
孩子 我不是你妈妈 Girl, I ain't your mama.
早上好 Good morning.
你穿5号还是6号? What are you, a size 5..., 6?
怎么了? Why?
可能是3号 你看起来有些营养不良 Probably a 3. You don't look like you eat much.
Joshua? Joshua?
怎么搞的? What the hell is this?
我们帮你找了份工作 需要面试 We both set up a job interview for you.
我想我可以搞定 I think I can cover that eye up.
为了让妓女从良 我们部门跟别的公司有合作 We have companies working with our ministries to get women off the street.
如果你愿意 你能成为其中之一 That's if you wanna be.
谁说我愿意了 哈? Who said I wanted to be, huh?
- Candy 这才是你想要的 - 我告诉过你 - Candy, that's what you wanted. - Well, I told you.
像她那样的女人有时候今天说的是这一套 Sometimes women like her say one thing one day.
而明天又说另一套 And then they wake up and say another thing.
你是什么意思? 你根本就不了解我 What do you mean girls...? You don't even know me.
小妞 像你这样有问题的瘾君子之所以会今天说一套... Chicks. Junkies like you with a problem say one thing one day...
明天说另一套是因为你嗑药成瘾 and another the other because you're on that stuff.
- 去死吧 - 你先去 - Go to hell. - You go first.
我才没有上瘾 I ain't no damn addict.
Candy Candy.
Candy 如果公设辩护人能够向法官证实你有份工作的话... Candy, if the public defender can show the judge that you got a job...
那真的会很好 it's gonna look really, really good.
他们还有可能叫停审判 And they may even suspend your sentence.
我需要知道 I need to know.
我需要你尝试一下 拜托 I need you to try this, please.
好 Fine.
谢谢 Thank you.
好吧 我们那里见 Okay, we'll see you there.
我要去工作了 你这里的事做完后 能来一下法院么? I gotta go to work. OK. After you're done, can you come to the courthouse?
我想和你的律师谈谈 我要看看能不能帮他打这场官司 I wanna talk to your lawyer. I'm gonna see if I can help him through this.
好吗? Okay?
好的 当然 Yeah. Okay. Sure.
你想不想得到这份工作? You wanna try to get this job or not?
我跟他们说过我不需要来见你 知道吗? I told them I didn't need to come here and see you, okay?
你知道的 我通常不会与人单独见面 Well, you know, I don't usually see people individually.
可以当我看了你被捕时的带子时... But when I saw this tape of you getting arrested...
我就觉得我得和这个女人谈谈 I thought I have got to talk to this woman.
你怎么回事啊? 你为什么那么生气? What is wrong with you? Why are you so angry?
首先 我一切正常 再者 我没有生气 First of all, ain't nothing wrong with me. Secondly, I'm not angry.
知道了吗? 我没有生气 Okay? I'm not angry.
- 你现在就好像在生气 - 不 我没有生气 - You seem angry now. - No, I'm not angry.
我本来就这样 我没有任何敌意 This is how I am. I don't have no hostility at all.
你是不是一直都非得控制一切事物? Well, do you have to be in control all the time of everything?
我才不是 我没有那样的问题 I don't have to be. I ain't got no problem with that.
那么为什么你那么生气? Well, then why do you get so angry?
我不停地对你和那名法官说我没有生气 I keep trying to tell you and that judge that I do not get angry.
人若犯我... Somebody do something to me...
我必犯人 这是常理 I do something to them. That's common sense.
- 你相信这样就会扯平? - 还真是的 - So you believe in getting even? - Hell to the yeah.
你觉得为什么你总是想要报复别人? Why do you feel you gotta get somebody all the time?
就像"抓住他 抓住他 抓住他" 你不觉得那是在生气吗? It's like "Get him, get him, get him." You don't think that's angry?
如果他们要"抓住我 抓住我 抓住我" 那我就要抓住他们 抓住他们 抓住他们 If they "got me, got me, got me", I gotta get them, get them, get them.
- 没错 就是那样的 - 那么 你所谓的被抓住... - Yeah. That's what it is. - Then, what you call getting got...
就与他们所说的被抓住不相同了 is different than what other people call getting got.
抓你没有那么复杂 是吧? It doesn't take much to get you, does it?
当你被抓时 有人就抓住你了 你就要去抓他们 Well, when you getting got, somebody got you, then you go get them.
当你抓住了他们 所有人就都被抓了 When you get them, everybody's gonna get got.
但是如果你让人来抓你 But if you're getting somebody, you say, got you...
并且他们没有抓到你时 when they didn't get you...
你就把抓你的人抓到的 而他们什么事都还没干 you're getting the gotters, they didn't do anything.
但是如果那些抓我的人抓到我了 我就会去拿我的克拉克手枪 But if the gotters get me, I'm gonna get my Glock.
是哟... 可以你没被抓时并没有拿克拉克手枪 Yeah, well... But you don't get the Glock when you hadn't been got.
所以我向你解释的是我不在乎谁抓了我 So what I'm trying to explain is I don't care who got me.
- 我会先抓到他们 你抓我 我就抓你 - 为什么这点如此重要? - I'll get them first. You get me, I'll get you. - Why is it so important?
我厌烦了你问我这些问题 Okay. I'm tired of you asking me these questions.
这不是我非得来的的 I didn't sign up for this.
是法官叫我来这 对吧? It's the judge that told me to come here, OK?
每个人都想扯平 每个人都想扯平 Everybody wants to get even. Everybody wanna get even.
那好 那好 All right, all right.
让我们谈谈你的童年 好吗? Look, let's just talk about your childhood, okay?
- 让我们谈谈你的童年 - 谈谈你的吧 - Let's talk about your childhood. - Let's talk about your childhood.
让我们谈谈你的童年 Let's talk about your childhood.
谈我的童年对你我都没益处 Talking about my childhood isn't gonna help us.
- 你的童年是怎样的? - 你的是怎样的? - So what was your childhood like? - What was yours like?
为什么... ? 让我们谈谈你的愤怒 Why...? Let's talk about your anger.
- 那才是你来这的原因 对吗? - 我没有生气 我不知道我为什么来这 - That's why you're here, right? - I'm not angry. I don't know why I'm here.
- 让我们试下别的方法 好吗? - 让我们试下别的方法 - Let's just try another approach, okay? - Let's try another approach.
你晚上睡得好吗? Do you sleep well at night?
我们不要用一个问题去回答另一个问题 Let's try not to answer a question with a question.
这点能办到吗? 至少这点能办到吧? Could we do that? Could we at least do that?
如果停止问我这些问题的话... Yes. If we at least stop asking me all these questions...
我就不会用问题来回答问题了 I won't have to answer a question with a question.
- 别这样行吗? 别这样行吗? - 你别这样行吗? 你别这样行吗? - Can you stop? Can you just stop? - Can you just stop? Can you just stop?
- 你生气了吗 医生? - 一点进展都没有 - Are you getting angry, doctor? - Okay. This isn't getting anywhere.
- 是一点进展都没有 - 我要... 我要和法官谈一谈 - This is not getting anywhere. - I think... I think I am gonna talk to the judge.
我认为这一点用也没有 我们结束了 But I think this is getting nowhere. I think We're done.
- 谢谢 - 很好 - Thank you. - Okay. That's good.
- 见到你真好 没错 - 是啊 是啊... 太棒了 - Wonderful to see you. Yes. Right. - Yeah, well... Yeah, great.
- 来吧 Cora 我们离开这吧 - 等等 - Come on, Cora. Let's get the hell out of here. - Wait a minute.
- 情况是? - 这名女士完全失控了 - Well? - This lady is out of control.
她... 我帮不了她 She is... I can't help her.
等等 等等 你是最好的啊 Wait a minute now, wait a minute now. Now, you're the best.
- 去找别人吧 我不干了 - 来啊 Cora 到这来 - Go see somebody else. I'm done. - Come on, Cora, here.
噢 我应该...? Oh, what am I gonna...?
都没人能帮我 我都不能... Nobody gonna be able to help me. We ain't gonna...
Linda Linda.
- 嘿 - 嘿 - Hey. - Hey.
我一直试着给你打电话 I've been trying to call you.
你知道的 我一直在忙事情 You know what, I got really busy with some stuff.
你刻意在回避我 是吧? You're avoiding me, right?
- 没有 - 我可以解释 - No. - I can explain.
听着 对我来说这根本没有意义 知道么? Look, this isn't making any sense to me, okay?
我是说那个女孩 不晓得她是从哪里冒出来的 I mean this girl, she popped out of nowhere.
听着 要是我有一个朋友他恰好是一名男妓呢 Look, what if I had a pimp who was a friend of mine.
他在城里呆了一个月左右 And he's in town for a month or so.
他需要一个地方睡觉 因此他穿你的浴袍躺在沙发上 And he needs a place to sleep so he's on my couch in your bathrobe.
你会有什么感觉? 那样都没关系吗? How do you feel about that? Is that okay?
说真的 你会让我怎么想? I mean seriously, what would you have me think?
- 我知道这听起来很糟糕 - 没错 我们的死亡案例 - I know it sounds bad. - Yeah, we have built cases for death
- 都没这么糟糕 - 那你想让我怎么做? - on less than this. - So, what do you want me to do?
我只想让你了结此事 I just want you to let this go.
不管她来自哪里 我只希望你把她送回去 Really I just want you to let her go back to wherever it is she came from.
Josh 这不是我们的责任 Josh, this is not our responsibility.
- 听着 我得走了 - 好吧 - Look, I gotta go. - Okay.
- 我们等会儿再解决这事行吗? - 好的 电话联系 - Can we finish this later? - All right. I'll call you.
- 好的 - 好吧 - Okay. - All right.
- 怎么样 伙计? - 嘿 有什么事吗 哥们儿? - What's up, man? - Hey, what's going on, man?
- 没什么大不了的 你... - 我不想谈论这个 - Nothing. You... - I don't wanna talk about it.
- 没问题 我们没有必要谈论这个 - 拜托了 - Okay, we don't have to talk about it. - Please.
我找到了一些关于她兄弟的线索 I may have found a possible lead for a brother of hers.
- 真的? - 没错 - Really? - Yeah.
- 谢了 兄弟 - 小菜一碟 - Thank you, man. - It's all good, bro.
- 是嘛 - 我就是干这个的 - Yeah. - It's what I do.
说来可笑 他们真是水火不容啊 You know, it's funny, they really don't get along.
申请表上说你上过大学 It says here that you went to college.
是的 我只上了两年 Yeah, I did two years.
后来发生了什么事? What happened?
我没有读完四年 I ain't finished.
这我知道 I see.
申请表上的很多项你都没有填 There are some blanks here that you didn't fill out.
我自己都不知道答案 你让我怎么办? I don't know the answer. What do you want me to do?
看看你的申请 Looking at this application...
这让我觉得你什么事都没有做完过 ... tells me that you don't finish anything.
那我们为什么要雇用你呢? So why should we hire you?
听着 伙计 我只是想要份工作 Listen, man, I just need a job.
你们到底要不要我? 这很简单 You're gonna give me one or not? It's really simple.
你到底有多想要这份工作? How bad do you want it?
我不会让你做你从未完成的事情 I won't ask you to do anything you haven't done a million times.
我看过你的记录 I've seen your record.
- 发生什么事了? - 你们基督徒互助会的人看起来并不像基督徒 - What happened? - Your Christian help ain't so Christian.
这就是你所谓的走走形式 This is what your A- word get.
你本应该帮着这些女孩 You're supposed to help these girls.
你知道你这样做会让她重蹈覆辙吗? You know how you set her back?
我的天啊 Dear Jesus.
我不知道Cora在哪儿 我告诉过她 我要去买东西 I don't know where the hell Cora is at. I told her I need to go to the store.
大家总是跟我说我不能开车 People always told me I can't be driving.
- 她也知道我需要去食品店 - 那孩子一定会让你自己在这里饿死的 - And she knows I need to go to the store. - That child's gonna leave you to starve.
我告诉过你 你以前那样对她 I told you when you that the way you were treating her
她将来总有一天会让你一个人在家里饿死 she's gonna leave you to starve to death one day.
- 现在就是... - 闭嘴 混蛋 - And now this time... - Shut up, bastard.
噢 不 你好 Oh, no. Hello.
- Cora - 是我 Madea 你好 - Cora. - Yeah, hello, Madea. Yes.
- Cora - 是我 夫人 - Cora. - Yes, ma'am.
你他妈的在哪里呢? Where the hell you at?
我还在美发沙龙 I'm still at the hair salon.
你他妈的怎么还在美发沙龙? 你都在那呆了五个小时了 What the hell are you doing at the hair dress? You've been there five hours.
你头发那么短 它们能给你弄出什么鬼花样? Your hair ain't an inch and a half long. What the hell are they doing to you?
我马上就回去 我只是想... 我能有点自己的时间么? I'm coming. I'm just trying to... Can I have some me time, please?
你好? 你好? Hello? Hello?
- 你需要什么? - 我自己的时间 - You need some what? - Some me time.
什么? Some what?
我自己的时间 就是属于我的时间 Some me time. Some time for myself.
- Cora - 是的 夫人 - Cora. - Yes, ma'am.
- 我问你要过我自己的时间吗 Cora? - 没有 夫人 - Did I ever ask you for some me time Cora? - No, ma'am.
你17岁以前 Did I ask you for some me time when I had to get up
我每四个小时起来一次为你做饭的时候 every four hours and cook for you
- 我问你要过我自己的时间吗? - 没有 夫人 你... - until your time would be 17 years old? - No, ma'am. You...
当我为了养家糊口 每天晚上去跳脱衣舞挣钱的时候 Did I ever ask you for some me time when I had to hit that stripper pole
我想过我自己的时间吗? every night trying to bring money into this house?
- 我有问你要过我自己的时间吗? - 没有 夫人 你没有 - Did I ask you for some me time then? - No, ma'am, no.
我现在老了就没人管了 就因为我不能想以前那样照顾你们啦 Oh I'm a old men up there trying to make it drizzle, 'cause they sure hell couldn't make it rain.
- 我自己的时间是什么鸟东西? - 我只是在照顾我自己 - What the hell is me time? - I'm just taking care of myself.
- 我就只是想要点我自己的时间 - 是用来浪费的时间 - That what I'm doing. Getting some me time. - Time for nothing.
我自己去商店 我不需要你带我去 I'm going to the store here. I don't need you to bring.
- 我是成年人了 我自己去食品店 - 你不能自己去 - I'm a grown ass woman. I'll go to the store myself. - You can't go to the store.
你不能开车 我马上就回去 好吗? You're not supposed to be driving. I'll be there soon, okay?
你他妈以为你是谁啊? 你说我不能开车我就不能开车? Who the hell are you thinking you come to tell me I can't drive.
- 我想开就开 - 你不能开车 否则你会... - lf I feel like driving, I'm driving. - You can't drive, you're gonna get a...
你他妈的闭嘴 Shut the hell up.
你要是真去开车你就惨了 我可不是开玩笑的 You get in that car, you're going down. I'm not playing around.
你就惨了 你明白吗? You're going down, you understand?
如果你挂了我会更高兴 I'll be glad when you go down.
希望你死到墓地里去变成虫子的食物 Down to the graveyard and become some maggot food.
现在我是成年人 我又饿了 我该怎么办? Here, I'm grown, I'm hungry. What I'm supposed to do?
就在家里坐着? Just sit up in this house?
你几顿不吃又没什么关系 You can miss a few meals.
一两顿 One or two.
三顿或七顿 Three or seven.
九顿或十一顿 Nine or eleven.
继续 Joe 继续 Keep it up, Joe. Keep it up.
噢 叫外卖啊 那样你就不用担心会没有吃的了 Oh, the people call. The people call thereby you ain't gotta worry about no food.
你可以给他们打个电话然后在家坐着 它们会把吃的送上门来 You can call them and sit here, they'll bring it down here to you.
你他妈在说什么呢 Joe? 别再吸毒了 What the hell are you talking about, Joe? Stop smoking that weed.
你说什么呢? 你他妈的疯了吗? What the hell you talking about? You're crazy as hell.
他们说会提供你一日三餐 They said they'd give you three meals a day,
并且将游客交的钱分你一部分 and they'll give you a percentage on the people who come through and pay.
- 哪里有这么好的事? - 有一条鲸鱼死了 - Where they feed you that much? - One of the whales died.
水族馆里需要另一条鲸鱼 They need another whale at the aquarium.
你就下去游泳给游客看好了 Go on down there and swim around for them.
你个恶心的老混蛋 You rusty old bastard.
少在这放屁了 去死吧 You fart and dust come out. Go to hell.
死囚上路啦 Dead man walking.
散步在绿色奇迹 让她为耶稣而活 Walking the green mile, getting her out for Jesus.
我会在绿色奇迹里漫步 跟随正确的主 I'm gonna walk the green mile getting right for Jesus.
我不知道你在说什么 不过继续 I don't know what you're blowing at, but keep blowing at me.
快点 老太婆! Come on, grandma!
你来... ? 你出来吗? You coming... ? You coming out?
嘿 你要出来吗? Hey. You coming out?
- 动一动 小姐! - 我猜你不出来 - Move it, lady! - I guess you ain't coming out.
我喜欢这些鞋 I like them shoes.
快 快 快! Come on, come on, come on!
这有个车位 我东西都买完了 现在只要进去就行了 Here's a spot here. I got the groceries, now I just need to get up in here.
快出来 Come on out.
我知道... 她有没有... ? 我确定你刚刚... I know... Did she... ? I know damn well that you just...
打扰下 Excuse me.
小姐 我确定刚刚你看见我在等这个车位 Lady, I know damn well you saw me getting ready to take this spot.
我看见你了 I saw you.
我占了这个位子 I took it.
劝你在我帮你把车移开之前自己把它移走 Why don't you move your little car before I move it for you?
好 进商店啊 Okay, go on in the store.
进去啊 尽管走开 好像你没错一样 好啊 Go on in the store. Just walk off. Just walk off like you bad. You bad. Okay.
抱歉 抱歉 小姐 我说了我在等那个车位 Excuse me. Excuse me. I said I was waiting for that spot, lady.
哦 现在是我的车位了 老婆婆 Well, it's my spot now, grandma.
小姐 小姐 看... 小姐 小姐 让我来解释下... Lady. Lady, look here... Lady. Lady, let me explain some...
- 你要跟着我进商店? - 小姐 让我跟你解释一下 - You gonna follow me into the store? - Lady, let me explain something to you.
天哪 发发慈悲 天哪 发发慈悲 Lord, have mercy. Lord, have mercy.
她简直就是让我想把Kmart上的K和B都扯下来 She's gonna make me tear the K and the B off of this Kmart.
我准备好了 I'm gonna back up.
我应该追着她的 主啊 帮助我吧 我不想有麻烦 主啊 I ought to run into her, Lord help me. I don't wanna get in no trouble, Lord.
耶稣 帮助我 Help me, Jesus.
帮助我 耶稣 你知道我准备好径直冲向那块玻璃了 Help me, Lord. You know I'm ready to go drive straight through this glass.
对头 我要打她个落花流水 That's right. I'm gonna beat her ass.
请注意 各位凯马特的顾客 我们有经理的特别.... Attention, Kmart shoppers. We have a manager's special....
不! No!
你疯了吗? Are you insane?
我不是告诉过你那是我的车位了吗... Didn't I tell you that was my spot...
... 你就突然开到我前面抢了我的位子? ... and you gonna jump in front of me and take my damn parking spot?
你疯了吗? 把我的车放下! Are you insane? Put my car down!
- 好啊 我为你把它放下 - 老女人 立刻把我的车放下! - Okay, I'm gonna put it down for you. - Old woman, put my car down now!
好啊 Okay.
我丈夫是个警察 My husband is a police officer.
而且他现在正在赶来 And he is on his way right now.
我一点都不怕条子 打电话给条子啊 打呀 I ain't scared of no po- po. Call the po- po. Call the po- po.
亲爱的 这个女人 这个烂人 她毁了我的车! Honey, this woman, this Jemima the Hutt, she ruined my car!
我会离开这个鬼地方的 如果他要找我... I'll get the hell out of here. If he wants me...
... 他最好来我家找我 ... he better come to my house to get me.
他会的! He will!
立马给我滚过来! Get over here now!
凯马特商场! The Kmart!
我被原谅了吗? Am I forgiven?
在送了鲜花和巧克力之后? After those flowers and those chocolates?
- 是的 - 还有我们看的 超棒的电影? - Yes. - And that great movie that we saw?
你真的是努力了 You are definitely working on it.
这很好 因为我不喜欢你对我发火 That's good. Because I do not like it when you're mad at me.
嗯 我也不喜欢对你生气 Well, I don't like being mad at you.
哦 亲爱的 Oh, boy.
- 我们为何不进屋来和解一下? - 来吧 - Why don't we go inside and make up? - Let's go.
好 Okay.
- 别碰我 - Candy 是我 Josh - Don't touch me. - Candy, it's me. It's Josh.
- Josh - 是 - Josh. - Yeah.
她可能是毒瘾上来了 She's probably strung out on something.
对不起 对不起 I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.
- 对不起 - 你没什么对不起的 好吗? - I'm sorry. - You ain't gotta be sorry. All right?
- 好的 休息 休息 - 尽量放松 - Okay, rest, rest. - Just try to relax.
我保证 我在努力 我在努力 I promise. I'm trying. I'm trying.
休息 休息 Rest, rest.
你从来没为我做过这些 You have never done that for me.
你在说些什么 Linda? What are you talking about, Linda?
这个 This.
你对她表现出来的关心 The care that you're showing her.
你从来没对我这样过 You've never done that for me.
宝贝 拜托 不要现在 Baby, please, not tonight.
好吗? Okay?
Josh 你爱上她了 Josh, you're in love with her.
你在说些什么? 我是把她当朋友 帮助她 What are you talking about? I'm just trying to help out a friend.
我都不知道如何和一个吸毒成瘾的妓女竞争 I don't even know how to compete with a drug-addicted prostitute.
Linda 我们之间没有问题 Linda, there is nothing going on with us.
我现在就要走了 我受不了 I have to go right now. I can't do this.
- 我不能这么做 不 - 你去哪里? - I can't do this. No. - Where are you going?
- 我不能这么做 - Linda - I can't do this. - Linda.
拜托 过来和我躺在一起 拜托 Please, come and lay with me, please.
听着 Candy Look, Candy.
我认为这不是个好主意 你知道吗? I don't think that would be a good idea, you know?
我不是那个意思 记得我们小时候... I don't mean like that. Remember when we were little...
... 我继父一直想要得到我 他知道你在保护我 ... and my step-dad would be trying to get me, he knew you'd protect me.
拜托 Josh 拜托 Please, Josh, please.
Josh 拜托 Josh Josh, please. Josh.
好吧 All right.
好吧 Okay.
一切都会好的 It's gonna be okay.
这是DeKalb县特警队 This is the DeKalb County SWAT Team.
举起手来 后退 Put your hands in the air and walk backwards.
下列是你的米兰达权利 These are your Miranda rights.
你有保持沉默的权利 You have the right to remain silent.
但你所说的一切... If you give up the right to remain silent...
... 将作为呈堂证供 ... anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.
你有权请律师并允许律师出席... You have the right to an attorney and have an attorney present...
- 不许动! - 我不会不斗争就倒下的 - Don't move! - I ain't going down without a fight.
- 你要做什么? - 你有权利... - What you gonna do? Come on. - You have the right to remain...
不要... 放开我 你在给我做乳房检查呢 Don't... Put me down. You're giving me a mammogram.
Candace Candace.
Cand... Candy Cand... Candy.
早上好 Good morning.
- 你吓到我了 - 你这么早在这里干吗呢? - You scared me. - What are you doing here so early?
我在为出庭作准备 I am preparing for court.
你在为出庭作准备 啊? You are preparing for court, huh?
这是... This is the...
...Candace Collin的 这是Sarah Lester? ...Candace Collin's, Sarah Lester?
等下 打住 打住 我记得这个 Wait, hold on, hold on. I remember this one.
这是Sarah Lester This is Sarah Lester.
是啊 Sarah... Sarah Lester Yeah, Sarah... Sarah Lester.
这个案子几年前就结了 This case was closed a couple years ago.
你把结了的案子填到这个女人的档案里? Are you padding this woman's file with a closed case?
- Chuck 我来处理这个 好吗? - 你不能这么做 - Chuck, let me handle this, all right? - You can't do that.
就这么着了 It's done.
等下 等下 这就是你一直赢官司的原因 啊? So wait, wait, wait. Is this how you've been winning all your cases, huh?
这就是你赢所有案子的原因吗 Linda? Is this how you've been winning all your cases, Linda?
我不能袖手旁观 I'm not gonna stand by and let you do this.
- 我必须... - 干吗? - I gotta... - What?
你必须干吗? What do you have to do?
别忘了你的司法考试 亲爱的 Don't you forget your bar exam, baby.
记得你是怎么作弊的? You remember how you cheated?
不要惹我 Chuck Don't try me, Chuck.
我有证据 I have the proof.
而且我会用的 And I will use it.
你为什么这么做? Why are you doing this?
我是说 这个女人没有对你做任何事 I mean, this woman has done nothing to you.
你怎么知道? How would you know that?
他爱的不是她 He's not in love with her.
他爱你 He loves you.
你对这个女孩做了多深的承诺 Josh? How deep is your commitment to this girl, Josh?
哦 她只是个朋友 You know, she's a friend.
朋友? A friend?
你知道狂热成瘾吗? You know what a binge addict is?
不 No.
他们能长期保持正常 They could stay clean for long periods of time.
如果有了导火索 他们会离开数天 数周 然后消失 Then something sets them off and they can go off for days, weeks and binge.
因为这个不像是感冒 Because this doesn't just go away like a cold.
这是个必须被治愈的疾病 This is a disease that has to be cured.
如果你误入了 它将会很快摧毁你 And if you're in it for the wrong reasons it's gonna destroy you so fast.
我再问你一遍 你对那个女孩的承诺有多深 Josh? I'm gonna ask you again. How deep is your commitment to this girl, Josh?
当我们... When we were...
当我们在大学时... We were both back in college...
... 她... ... she...
我是她在学校里唯一认识的人 I was the only person that she knew at the school.
我从小就认识她 And I knew her from the neighborhood.
你知道吗 其他学生 他们常常嘲笑她 You know, the other students, they really used to make fun of her.
笑她的头发 穿着 You know, like her hair and her clothes.
我感到很尴尬 I started getting embarrassed.
他们... And they...
我开始避开她 I started avoiding her.
我在足球队的时候 我们 我们开了一个聚会 When I was on the football team we were having this, like, big party.
然后... And...
... 他们告诉我... ... they told me...
... 请Candy来 我照做了 ... to invite Candy over, you know, so I did.
我有约会 我不是想要... I had a date. I really didn't wanna...
我不想在那里的 他们告诉我他们要... I really didn't wanna be there. They told me that they would...
... 嗯 在我不在的时候 陪着她 ... you know, like, keep her company while I was gone...
... 当我那晚回去时 ... and I came back that night.
然后.... And....
我回去了... I came back...
我那晚回去了 I came back that night.
我回去了 I came back that night.
我走进自己的房间 And I went in my room.
然后... And...
... 他们强奸了她 ... they raped her.
他们强奸了她 They raped her.
我没有... And I didn't do...
我没有阻止他们 I didn't do nothing about it.
我没有阻止他们 我就像... I didn't do nothing about it. I'm like...
... 你知道 我就像... 哦 ... you know, I'm like... What?
哦 Candy 我很抱歉 What? Candy, I'm sorry.
我从来没有跟她说过抱歉 I never told her I'm sorry.
Josh 看着我 Josh Josh, look at me, Josh.
你不能承受所有责任 You can't carry that weight.
- 我为什么... ? 哦 天哪 我要走了 - 你... Josh... - Why did I... ? Oh, God, I had to go. - You... Josh...
... 看着我 ... look at me.
- Josh 请看着我 - 是 我知道了 - Josh, look at me, please. - Yes, I get it.
- 是 我在努力 - 看着我 看着我 - Yeah, I'm trying. - Look at me. Look at me.
- 你不能承担所有责任 - 好 - You can't carry that weight. - Okay.
她在那个聚会之前就有问题了 She had problems long before that party.
- Mabel - Brown - Mabel. - Brown.
听着 我想见Mablean法官 Listen, I'm trying to see Judge Mablean.
- 请你安静 - 我在为你祈祷 - Will you please be quiet. - I'm trying to pray for you.
上帝不喜欢你 他把你在培养皿里养大的 God don't like you. He grew you in a Petri dish, Brown.
- 我想帮你 - 我这里不需要你的帮助 - I'm trying to help you. - I don't need you to help me here.
嘿 嘿 Brian 嘿 Hey, hey, Brian, hey.
Mablean法官一贯都会放我一马的 Judge Mablean always give me a slap on the wrist.
这不是Mablean法官 这个法官挺难搞的 This is not Judge Mablean. This judge is tough.
- 有多难搞? - 全体起立 尊敬的... - How tough could he be? - All rise. The honorable...
... Mathis法官主持 ... Judge Mathis presiding.
请坐 第一案... You may be seated. First case...
... DeKalb县传唤Mabel Simmons ... DeKalb County calls Mabel Simmons.
等一下 Wait a minute.
- 他就是那个有名的...? - 是啊 - Is that who the hell I think it is? - Yes.
- 法官殿下 事实都已列在卷宗里 - 嗯 我在看这个案子呢 - It's all spelled out there, Your Honor. - Yeah, I'm looking at this case.
你的记录真够恶心的 夫人 And your record is ridiculous, ma'am.
我真不知道你怎么还能逍遥法外 I don't even know how you still on the street.
- 法官大人 原因... - 我在讲话 - Your Honor, the reaso... - I'm talking.
你这记录 早该被关在里面了 You should have been locked up a long time ago with this.
- 法官大人... - 闭嘴 我讲话时... - Your Honor... - Look, I speak...
... 你听着 ... you listen.
我会给你陈述时间 明白? And then I will allow you to respond, you understand?
是的 阁下 Yes, sir.
你听见了吧 他在说话呢 你们都听到了吧 Don't you got that, he talking. Y'all better get it.
- Mabel 安静 - Madea - Mabel, be quiet. - Madea.
最好安静 Better be quiet.
- 你有什么要辩护的吗? - 该我说话了吗? - What do you have to say for yourself? - Now it's my turn to talk?
你应该听过这句话 "让你说你就说 其他时间闭嘴" You've heard the saying, "Speak when you're spoken to or otherwise shut up."
该我说话了吧 就是这样 哈? It's time to say it. That's how this go, huh?
我没有时间浪费了 I don't have time for this.
该宣判了 Bailiff 你的表几点了? It's time for some sentencing. Bailiff, what time you have on your watch?
差5分到10点 法官大人 Five to 10, Judge.
五到十年 这就是你的判决 Five to ten, that's your sentence.
- 在里面过的愉快 - 哦 天哪 不 - Have a good day. - Oh, hell, no.
你给我判了5年? 你不会又想把我弄回监狱里吧... You gonna give me five years? You ain't gonna take me back to jail...
过来 你要干嘛? 你他妈的要... ? Come here, what you gonna do? What the hell are... ?
把我弄出去 我不去 坚决不去 Gonna take me out of here. I ain't going. I ain't going.
我不去 我不去 I ain't going. I ain't going.
我不去 我... I ain't going. I...
Linda Linda.
- 哦 嘿 宝贝 - 嘿 - Oh, hey, baby. - Hey.
- 谢谢你让我借到这个 - 哦 不客气 - Thanks for letting me borrow this. - Oh, sure.
案子怎么样? How'd it go today?
- 判了17年 - 什么? - Seventeen years. - What?
17年? 宝贝 只是两项罪啊 Seventeen years? Baby, it was only two counts.
亲爱的 你没有看见她在纽约的记录 Sweetie, you didn't see her New York sheet.
都有我胳膊那么长了 It is as long as my arm.
- 哇 我不知道她... - 我明白 我明白 - Wow, I had no idea she... - I know, I know.
我很抱歉 对不起 我真的想... I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. I really tried...
... 让她得到宽大处理 ... to be lenient with her.
但是 法官一看到那些罪名就... But, you know, once the judge saw the charges...
... 最关键的是 她今天还根本没来 ... and on top of that, she didn't show up today.
也许这已经是最好的结果 You know, maybe it's for the best.
也许这样能让她的生活走上正轨呢 Maybe now she can get her life together.
也许你是对的 Maybe you're right.
那么她还在你那儿吗? So she's still at your place?
不 她走了 No, she left.
也许现在 我... Maybe now, I can...
... 可以不生你气了 我们重新规划未来吧? ... stop being mad at you and we can go back to planning our future?
但愿如此 I would like that.
我也是 Me too.
- 好的 - 好的 - All right. - Okay.
嘿 宝贝 Hey, sweet thing.
你在找什么? What you looking for?
找乐子 A good time.
你给我算什么价? What's it going to cost me?
给你个特价吧 50块 I'll give you a special, $50.
上车 Get in.
你要去哪? 你要开聚会吗? Where are you going? Do you wanna party?
还是私人约会? You need a date?
嘿 Hey.
快来啊 Come on.
把你的臭手拿开 别碰我 Put your damn hands off me. Put your hands off me.
我跟你们说 没人... 我谁都不怕 我不怕 I'm telling y'all, ain't nobody... I ain't scared of none of you. I ain't scared.
耶 继续来啊 来啊 我谁都不怕 Yeah, keep it up. Keep it up. I ain't scared of none of you.
我到了 我自己走 I'm here, now let me go.
你他妈的什么毛病? What the hell wrong with you?
你好啊? How you doing?
这是我的牢房吧 Guess this is my cell.
你他妈的笑什么呢? 你是监狱里的Martha Stewart(美国富婆 曾入狱)啊? What the hell you smiling for? You the Martha Stewart of prison?
不是啦 No.
我是T.T. I'm T.T..
- 你是谁? - 我是T.T. - You're who? - I'm T.T..
- 这两个? - 我叫T.T. - Like two of these? - I'm T.T..
哦 T.T. T.T. 你好啊? Oh, T.T. T.T., how are you doing?
我是Mabel 但是大家都叫我Madea 你好 I'm Mabel, but everybody call me Madea. Hello.
真高兴我们共享一间牢房 I'm so happy that we're sharing a cell.
这是你的床铺 我给你弄好的 This is your bunk. I made it for you.
哦 谢谢 真的不错 Oh, thank you and I appreciate it.
我对那个不感兴趣 因为你铺了床铺... I ain't into that. Because you making a bunk...
... 并不意味着我能给你什么好处 你干这个啥好处都没有 ... don't mean I'm giving you nothing. You ain't getting none of this stuff.
把你的手拿开 否则我打得你说不出西班牙口音 Put your hands on me I'll punch that Spanish out.
让你老老实实说英语 You gonna be talking straight up English.
你真好玩 You're so funny.
我只不过想友好一点 I was just being nice.
当我看见你进来时 我就想: When I saw you come in, I thought:
"真希望她能跟我一间" "I hope she's in my cell."
欢迎新人的巧克力饼? Brownies for my brownie?
我自己做的 I made them myself.
"巧克力饼?" 你是想说我是黑人还是怎么着? "Brownies for your brownie?" You trying to call me black or something?
巧克力饼 Brownie.
这儿又没烤箱 你怎么做成巧克力饼的? Ain't no oven in here. How the hell you make a brownie?
我自有办法 I have my ways.
不 谢谢 No, thank you.
我在电视上见过你 那是个漂亮的追逐 I saw you on TV. That was a great chase.
你要在这呆多久? How long you have here, my dear?
他们判了我5年 They tell me I got five years.
但是我一有机会就离开这儿 But I'm breaking out of here first chance I get.
我能和你一起走吗? Can I come with you?
你看起来像个乖宝宝 你因为什么进来的? You seem like a nice, sweet person. What the hell you in here for?
偷花? 你干了什么? 从女童子军那里偷糖? Stealing flowers? What you do? Steal candies from Girl Scouts?
到底是什么? What, what?
不是 No.
我谋杀了18个人 I murdered 18 men.
- 我是个... - 抱歉 你怎么了18个... ? - I'm the... - I'm sorry, you what to 18... ?
我谋杀了18个人 I murder 18 men.
- 80? - 18 - Eighty? - Eighteen.
1 8 18个人 One-eight men.
我是一个一级女杀手 I'm one of the first female serial killers.
我要在这里呆到我... 死 I'm going to be here till I... die.
但我还会给你做巧克力饼的 我的新室友 But I'll be making you brownies, my brownie.
嘿 哪一个铺是你的? Hey, which one is yours?
哦 你随便 Oh, you can take either one.
Donna? Donna?
Candy? 哦 天哪 Candy? Oh, my God.
Candy Candy.
- 你好吗? - 哦 天哪 - How are you doing? - Oh, my God.
见到你太高兴了 I am so glad to see you.
- 我也是 - 我都不知道你怎么了 - I know. - I didn't know what happened to you.
我试着联系你 但你飘忽不定 I've been trying to reach you but you ain't got no address.
你看起来不错 You look good.
耶 还可以 你还好吗? Yeah, I'm doing good. How are you doing?
- 怎么了? - 他们判了我17年 - What? - They gave me 17 years.
- 因为... ? 因为什么? - Donna... - For... ? For what? - Donna...
... 我都不知道我该怎么办 ... I don't know what I'm gonna do.
不 他们不对 他们得根据你的罪名量刑 No, that ain't right. They had to trump your charges.
我不知道发生了什么 只知道这不对 I don't know what happened. I just know this ain't right.
Donna Donna.
我怎么能在这里忍受17年啊? What am I gonna do for 17 years in here?
我去过Ellen的心理服务了 不 等等 听我说 I've been going to Ellen's services. No, wait, wait, wait.
她在这里授课 你也应该来 She teaches classes here. You should come.
我再也不相信上帝了 I ain't trying to be in no church.
不是那样的 她是教一个团体课程 It's not like that. She teaches a group session.
而且她真的不错 And she is really good.
我是说 她是在说教 但并不像牧师一样 I mean, she preaches but not like a preacher, you know.
她说的很清楚 能让你理解 She makes it clear so you can understand it.
看着我 我这段时间就想清楚了 Look at me, I've been clean all this time.
而且如果参加她的课程... And if you take her course...
... 你可以获得减刑机会 ... you get time off your sentence.
你应该来 You should come.
我不明白人们怎么吃下这个的 I don't know how people eat this.
真够疯狂的 我看见"幸存者"里的人吃的都比这个好 This is crazy. I've seen people on Survivor eat better food than this.
她没发现她正往臭蟑螂那边跑吗? Doesn't she realize she was running for some roaches?
你真够娇小可爱的 You're a cute little thing.
- 把手拿开 - 哦 你真强悍 - Get your hands off of me. - Oh, you feisty.
- 放开她 那是我朋友 - 我跟你说话了吗? - Leave her. That's my friend. - Is anybody talking to you?
年轻人 Young man.
这位小姐不想被打扰 现在 起来... This little lady don't wanna be bothered, now you can get on up...
... 从哪来滚回哪去 现在 滚 ... go on back to where you came from. Now, go on.
你以为你在跟谁说话 老太婆? Who you think you talking to, old lady?
你不了解我 我就不计较了 You don't know me. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.
现在 离开这张桌子 滚开 Now, get the hell up from the table and go on now.
滚 滚 滚 Go on, go on, sir, go on.
看来肯定没有人告诉你我是这个监狱老大 I see nobody told you I run this prison.
我是Big Sal Big Sal想要怎样就怎样 明白? I'm Big Sal and what Big Sal wants, Big Sal gets. Get it?
我看也没人告诉你我是Madea I guess nobody told you that I'm Madea.
Ma D E A 你明白吗? Ma to the damn D, E, A, you understand that?
而且我说什么就是什么 你明白我说的话吗? And what I want, I get. Do you understand me?
我从西部边区来的... I'm from the west end...
... 那边我都是把傻瓜头割下来当球踢 明白? ... where we cut a fool first and run like hell afterwards, understand?
你不认识我 你他妈的不知道你在跟谁说话 You don't know me. You don't know who the hell you talking to.
我要过去干死你 I'm gonna come across this table and rip out your urethra tube.
我得好好给你上一课了 I see I have to break you in.
你他妈的还想给我... You gonna get broke the hell in...
- 走着瞧 - 好啊 走着瞧 - We'll have our time. - Yes, we will.
看你有什么招 I look forward to it.
你是斗不过我的 A officer and a gentleman.
没错 带着你的Alvin和俩胆小鬼滚开吧 Yeah, get the hell on out of here with Alvin and the two chipmunks.
- 那人什么玩意儿啊? - 谢谢 - What the hell is that? - Thank you.
我可不是为了你 只是看不惯有人骚扰别人 I wasn't doing nothing for you. I don't like people messing over nobody.
我叫Terry 但大家都叫我T.T. I'm Terry but everybody calls me T.T..
她说她的名字是T.T. 我开始也以为她说乳头呢 She say her name's T.T., I thought she said titty too at first.
我也不明白她在说什么 I can't understand what the hell she's saying.
呃 我是Candace Yeah, I'm Candace.
我是Donna 谢谢你为我朋友出头 And I'm Donna. Thank you for sticking up for my friend.
没事 不客气 Yeah, y'all welcome.
有你一封信 You have a letter.
- 你为什么不理他? - 我跟他没什么可说的 - Why won't you talk to him? - I ain't got nothing to say to him.
但也许他能查出你为什么被判这么久呢 Maybe he can help figure out why you're in here so long.
听着 我不想跟他说话 Listen, I don't wanna talk to him.
但是很明显那个男人想要帮你 Well, obviously that man wants to be there for you.
你为什么不... 你为什么不见他呢? So why don't you let... Why don't you just see him?
为什么你不能别再提了呢? Why don't you just drop it?
别提了 好啊 可以啊 Drop it. Yeah, all right.
他们原来不是要判我5年的... They ain't gonna give me five years...
... 就是那个Mathis法官 我不介意不是Judy法官 ... Judge Mathis, I don't care if it's Judge Judy.
谁也不能给我判5年啊 You ain't gonna give me no five years.
但是事实如此 但我会不放过一个机会离开这里的 But they did. But I've been looking for a way to break out of here.
你们不了解我 我会搞定的 You folks don't know me. I will set it all up.
嗨 宝贝 Hi, sweetness.
你看起来真不错啊 You looking good.
我想你不是在跟我 她应该是在跟你说话 I know you ain't talking to me. She must be talking to you.
我可不想让她夺走我的处女身啊 I'm ain't gonna let her take my virginity.
- 有什么好笑的? - 你很好笑啊 - What's so funny? - You funny.
你打扮得跟Lou Ferrigno(健美红人)一样 好笑死了 You funny as hell looking like Lou Ferrigno.
老太婆 你知道你在跟谁说话吧 Old lady, you know who you're talking to.
我知道啊 我在跟你说话 你最好滚出我的地盘... Yes, I do. I'm talking to you. You better back the hell up out my face...
- 你别管了 - 该干嘛干嘛去吧 走吧 走吧 - Well, leave it alone. - Go ahead on, bro. Go ahead on.
该干嘛干嘛去 都说这么明白了 他还不懂 Go ahead on. Y'all tell him, he don't know.
你准备什么时候来见我 甜心? So when are you gonna see me, sweeties?
年轻人 Young man.
这个女孩不是叫你别打扰她了吗? Didn't this girl tell you she don't want to be bothered?
为什么你还不停对她讲话? 你有什么毛病啊? Why the hell do you keep talking to her? What is wrong with you?
你要拿我怎么办? What you gonna do?
你要拿我... What you...
怎么办? 我还想知道呢 gonna do? That's what I wanna know.
你要拿我怎么办? 你给我老实坐着 跟我说话 What you gonna do? You gonna sit there and tell something to me.
- 住手啊 - 说话啊 说啊 - Would you stop it. - Say something, say something.
- 我听不到 - 让你尝尝这个的滋味... - I don't hear you. - I'll get you for this...
- 你这个老奶奶 - 怎么啦 壮女人? - Grandma. - What's going on, big woman?
来啊 你这个大爸爸... Come on, you big papa...
来啊 进去吧你 Come on, up in there.
噢 耶 Oh, yeah.
把他盖住 Cover up him.
嘿 这里出什么事了? Hey, What's going on in here?
我们没做什么事啊 We not doing nothing.
赞扬主吧 赞扬主吧 赞扬主吧 Praise Lord. Praise Lord. Praise Lord.
我在跟她说上帝有多棒 I'm just telling her how good God is.
好吧 今天... All right, today...
我们要讨论宽恕 we are gonna talk about forgiveness.
为何这点如此重要? T.T.回答吧 Why is this so important? Yes, T.T.
因为你必须学着宽恕他人 才会被他人所宽恕 Because you have to forgive to be forgiven.
正确 Correct.
我们必须宽恕他人 就像耶稣宽恕我们一样 We must forgive others as Christ forgave us.
上周我们探讨了宽恕的首要步骤 Last week we talked about the first steps to forgiveness.
有人知道吗? Anybody know?
承认所作所为 Acknowledging what was done.
对的 That's right.
我们经常不想去承认我们的所作所为 A lot of times we don't wanna acknowledge what we've done.
当你不去宽恕他人的时候 你就给了他们驾驭你生活的力量 You know, when you don't forgive somebody, you give them power over your life.
他们夜晚能够安然就寝 而你却四处游走... They're sleeping at night and you're walking around...
回忆着他们做过的每件事 remembering everything that they've done.
你们多多少少都知道我在法庭上所说的供词 You know a little bit of my testimony.
16年来居无定所 吸毒成瘾 还卖淫 Sixteen years living on the street. Drug addiction, prostitution.
我这样做只是因为我在伤害自己 And I did it because I was hurting myself.
也在伤害父母 I was hurting my daddy. I was hurting my mother.
还在伤害每一个对不起我的男人 I was hurting every man that did anything bad to me.
直到有一天 主开口说话了 Until one day, the Lord spoke to me.
他说: And he said:
"宽恕非为他人 "Forgiveness is not for the other person.
恰是为你" It's for you."
你越是斤斤计较不肯放手... The longer you hold on to it...
越是不肯忘记过去的伤与痛... the longer you hold on to the pain and the past and the hurt...
你自己越难享受真正的自由 the longer you hold yourself back from being free.
我不能原谅我爸对我所作所为 I can't forgive my dad for what he did to me.
- 就是因为他我会进来 - 那么 Cookie 知道么 不用原谅他了 - He's the reason I'm in here. - Well, Cookie, you know what, don't forgive him.
反正他好好的过日子呢 但你却在这里 Because he's living his life, you're in here.
宽恕非为他人 恰是为你 Forgiveness is not for them. It is for you.
我不能原谅他 你根本不知道他对我做了什么 Well, I can't forgive him. You don't know what he did to me.
主啊 我非得听这些肥皂剧台词吗? Lord, do I have to listen to all this melodrama?
有问题吗 Simmons女士? Is something wrong, Ms. Simmons?
有问题吗? Is there something wrong?
抱歉 牧师 大夫 主教 说教女 随便什么名字了 Sorry, Reverend, Doctor, Bishop, Preacher lady, whatever your name is.
只是 我不完全赞同这些 I just... I don't agree with all of this.
我听了你对于宽恕的看法 没错 人应该学会宽恕 I hear what you say about forgiveness. Yes, you're supposed to forgive people.
这个孩子正斥责他父亲的所作所为 This child is telling what her daddy did.
你父亲在某处过着他的生活 而你却被关在这里 Your dad is somewhere living his life and you're on lockdown.
你之所以在监狱里 是因为你的所作所为 You're in jail because of what you did.
学着有点责任心吧 为自己做的事承担后果 Learn how to take some responsibility for yourself, for your own stuff.
我受不了人们总把自己说成是受害者 "这个人做了这件事所以我才这样" I can't stand folks wanna be the victim. "This person did this so I'm this way."
这里的每个人都有自己的故事 Everybody in this place got a story.
你父母给了你生活 Your mama and daddy gave you life.
他们做的已经够了 不管那生活有多好或多坏... That's all they are supposed to do. No matter how good, how bad the life was...
真正能让生活有所改变的是你 好好接受现实 闭上嘴巴 it's up to you to make something out of it. Suck it up and shut the hell up.
- 可是你不知道他做了什么啊 - 让她说 - But you don't know what he did. - Let her talk.
谢谢你 Biggie Smalls Thank you, Biggie Smalls.
我还是喜欢你叫我"大爸爸" I love it when you call me "big papa".
你真是位绅士 You're such a gentleman.
他们说如果我来这里我就可以减刑 They say if I come here, I get some time off.
我试着减刑 好好服刑 I'm trying to get time off. I'll do my time.
我不想得罪别人 也不希望有人得罪我 但这很疯狂 I don't mess with nobody. I don't want nobody to mess with me. But this is crazy.
在这的所有人都需要有所顿悟 知道吗? People, all you up in here need to understand something, okay?
每个人都有自己的生活 Everybody got a life.
你要把那生活弄成什么样取决于你 What you do with that life is up to you.
别再装受害者了 这就是我要说的 Stop being the victim. That's all I gotta say.
我不想对人说教 还是留给你吧 I don't preach that stuff. I will leave that to you.
我甚至不想来这 I don't even wanna be here.
但是我得离开这因为这会影响到我那该死... But I got to get out of here because this is working on my damn...
影响到我神经 不好意思 女孩们 那就是... This is working on my nerves. Sorry, girls, that's what...
我受不了这个 你... I can't be bothered with this. You...
我猜她是对你说的 Guess she told you.
我很高兴你同意让我来看你 I'm glad you decided to let me come see you.
是的 Yeah.
你过得如何? So how are you?
还过得去 I'm making it.
- 你快结婚了? - 是的 - So you're getting married soon, huh? - Yeah.
恭喜 Congratulations.
祝你幸福 Good luck with that.
我真不知该说什么才好 I really don't know what to say.
我感觉好像一直都在让你失望 I feel like I keep letting you down.
我常去Ellen那里 I've been going to Ellen.
我确实有听进去她说的话 And I've really been listening to what she has to say.
她说如果你爱主的话... And she says that if you love the Lord...
那么任何事物都会朝着对你好的方向发展 你信么? then everything is gonna work out for good for you. Do you believe that?
是的 我信 Yeah. Yeah, I believe that.
我知道我也信 因为.... I know I do because....
Josh 我必须要有所信仰 Josh, I gotta believe in something.
你可以相信我 You can believe in me.
我知道那晚我不再那里 I know I wasn't there that night.
但我向你保证 那种事情绝不会再次发生 But I guarantee you that will never happen again.
你当时知道他们要对我做什么吗? Did you know that they were gonna do that to me that night?
不 Candy 我不知道 No, Candy, I didn't.
Josh 那个晚上 我需要你 Josh, I needed you.
你却不在 You weren't there for me.
你不在 我尖叫着希望你听到 You weren't there. I screamed for you.
你却没有来 你把我离在那里 And you never came for me. You left me there.
Candy Candy.
你没有保护我 You didn't protect me.
Candy 我很抱歉 Candy, I'm sorry.
求你了 原谅我 Please, forgive me.
求你了 Please.
我之前很生你的气 Josh I was so mad at you, Josh.
我生你的气生了那么长时间 I was so angry for so long.
可是 Josh... But, Josh...
我原谅你了 I forgive you.
你应该继续过你自己的生活 You gotta go on and you gotta live your life.
而我要去过我的生活 And I gotta live mine.
我不再是一名受害者了 I'm not gonna be a victim anymore.
我要为我自己改变生活 现在你去结婚吧 I gotta change my life for me. Now you go get married.
开心地过日子 Be happy.
我也要试着开心地生活 And I'm gonna try to do the same thing.
我要走了 I gotta go.
祝你婚礼顺利 Have a good wedding day.
Joshua Joshua Joshua. Joshua.
为什么你还没有妆扮好? Why are you not dressed?
把上衣穿上 Get the jacket on.
Linda五分钟后就到 我可不想被人责备 Linda's gonna be here in five minutes, and I'm not getting cussed out behind you.
把上衣穿上 市长和州长都已经到了 Get your jacket on. The mayor and the governor are there right now.
你要让他们等你吗? You gonna make them wait?
你就是要让他们等你? 你还继续做你的事? 看着我 我很蠢吗? You just make them wait? You're gonna keep working? Look at me like I'm stupid?
- 我马上就去 谢谢 - 谢谢 Josh - I will be out there. Thank you. - Thank you, Josh
- 非常感谢 很好 很好 - 冷静下来 让我来 让我来 - Thanks a lot. Nice. Nice. - Calm down. I got it. I got it.
- Josh 你在做什么? - 嘿 - Josh, what are you doing? - Hey.
这是你的婚礼 为什么你还在工作? OK, it's your wedding, why are you working?
- 穿衣服啊 - 我马上就穿 伙计 - Get dressed. - I'm getting dressed, man.
马上穿衣服 你是对的 I'm getting dressed. Yeah, you're right.
嘿 Hey.
我刚刚在看... I was looking at...
我刚刚在看Candy的档案 然后... I was looking at Candy's file. And....
一些东西对不上号 something's not adding up.
那女孩被判了17年 对吧? The girl gets 17 years, right?
而这种罪行最多也只判4年 And the maximum on this count is four.
Josh 我要告诉你点事 Josh, I gotta tell you something.
这对新人自己准备了誓词 The couple has written their own vows.
这些誓言都是真心的流露 These vows are from the heart.
并且将让他们永远结合在一起 And will bind them together forever.
Josh Josh.
你是我的心和魂 You are my heart and soul.
我每天都感谢上帝将你赐给我 I thank God for you every day.
我保证无论疾病还是健康 我都爱你 I promise to love you in sickness and in health.
我保证只将自己献给你 I promise to give myself only to you.
我保证自己会诚实... And I promise to be honest...
并且爱你到天荒地老 and to love you forever and ever.
Linda... Linda...
我一直都知道你是位出色的女人 I will always know that you are a wonderful woman.
可是你却是一名陷害别人... But you are a conniving...
并且操纵欲强的人... and a manipulating human being...
你让我感到恶心 and you disgust me.
Joshua Joshua.
女士们 先生们 Ladies and gentlemen.
这个我拒绝迎娶的... This beautiful insecure woman...
美丽却没有安全感的女人... that I refuse to marry...
她在经手的案子中 捏造罪行... She padded charges on a case that she handled...
将无辜之人送入监狱 枉受刑罚 sending somebody to jail for time that they did not deserve.
谢谢 Thank you.
- 你来这做什么? 你是... - 嘿 Candy Candy 过来 - What are you doing here? You're supposed to be... - Hey, Candy, Candy. Come here.
过来 Come here.
不许身体接触 No touching.
闭嘴 家伙 Shut up, man.
你在做什么? What are you doing?
我要把你弄出去 好么? I gotta get you out of here, okay?
我要把你弄出去 带你回家 你明白吗? I gotta get you out. Gotta take you home. You understand me?
- 你在说什么? - 我要把你弄出去 - What are you talking about? - I'm gonna get you out of here.
在我一生中 Linda是最后一个能伤害你的人 Linda is the last person in my life that I'm gonna let hurt you.
我要在这守护你 I'm gonna be here for you.
就算是付出生命的代价 我也要保护你... I'll gonna help you kick that crap in the streets and all the other stuff...
不让你受到任何欺凌辱骂 明白吗? if it takes every breath in my body. You understand me?
我爱你 I love you.
不许身体接触 No touching.
随便了 The heck with it.
这是一个社会问题 因为公正面前人人平等 愿上帝保佑你 It's a public issue because justice is for everyone. God bless you.
你正和Frank和Wanda连线 You're on with Frank and Wanda.
当我重新审查Candace Washington的档案时... When I was reviewing Candace Washington's file...
我发现Linda Davis曾经手过... I discovered Linda Davis tried both women...
主持案件的法官给与... Judges who presided over each case gave...
检察院现在的职责就是保证... The goal of the district attorney's office is to see that...
... 这7名因不公正判决入狱的妇女立即得到释放... ... these seven unjustly imprisoned women be released immediately...
并和她们的挚爱重聚 and be reunited with their loved ones.
现在播放的是Tom Joyner清晨秀 今天早上我非常生气 And it's the Tom Joyner Morning Show. This morning I am outraged.
我生气是因为这名将Madea送入监狱的检察官 I am outraged about this prosecutor that has got Madea in there.
这个故事太不可思议了 This story is so unbelievable to me.
这里是Al Sharpton神父 我们回来了 Reverend Al Sharpton. We're back.
我想谈谈最近的热点... I wanna talk about this hotshot district attorney...
... 那个想靠捏造罪行获得事业成功的... ... that's trying to build up a career...
- ... 检察官 - Michael Baisden - ... trumping up charges. - Michael Baisden.
开始是Jena的六个人 现在是佐治亚的七个人 包括了Madea在内 First, the Jena Six, now the Georgia Seven, which includes Madea,
一位被判了五年的老妇人 在她的案子里甚至没有受害人 an elderly woman sentenced for five years for a victimless crime.
- 知道我们是怎样做的么... - 十七分钟后 - Know how we do it... - Seventeen minutes after the hour.
欢迎回来 这里是Steve Harvey的早间新闻 Welcome back to the ride. Steve Harvey Morning Show.
打给我们 因为Madea应该得到自由 Call us because Madea deserves to be freed.
我们应该游行到检察院 让他们放了Madea And march down to the DA's office and get this accomplished.
我们回来了 We are back now.
Mabel Simmons 也就是大家所知的Madea Mabel Simmons, also known to the general population as Madea...
... 被逮捕了 而且已经有了另一场"释放Madea"的集会 ... has been arrested and there's been yet another "Free Madea" rally.
好吧 拜托 Now, come on.
她携带枪支 携带了 Okay, she carries a gun. Like carrying.
但是她必须带着枪 But she has to carry a gun.
她是一个脆弱的黑人老妇女 She's a vulnerable older black woman.
Madea并不脆弱 Madea is not vulnerable.
这就是我的想法 That's how I see it.
我们有权利携带枪支 这是宪法里规定的 We have a right to carry our guns and bear our arms. It's in our constitution.
她袒露着胳膊 拿着枪 她就这样打倒那些人 She bares all those arms. She got guns, she's just cutting people down.
而且她不是唯一的一个 And she was not the only one.
你就用这样的判决把六七个女人送到监狱里去了 You put six, seven women in jail with these kind of sentences.
这就是我们美国人寻求的公正吗? Is this the kind of justice we're looking for in United States?
我们有一个新闻快讯 We have a news alert.
我现在就在佐治亚的州法院前面... I'm in front of the Georgia State Courthouse...
... 在这里大陪审团已决定起诉... ... where Assistant District Attorney Linda Davis...
... 副检察官Linda Davis... ... was indicted today by a grand jury.
指控包括舞弊 贿赂 以及提供伪证 The charges include fraud, tampering, and providing false documents.
我希望那个家伙也负责了我的案子 I wish that chick had tried my case.
或者今天... At some point maybe today...
... 或者明天 总之过不了多久 ... maybe tomorrow, but at some point soon...
... Linda Davis就必须对当局自首... ... Linda Davis will have to turn herself in to the authorities...
... 然后她会被正式的起诉 ... and she will be officially processed.
那意味着什么? What does that mean?
那就意味着她需要留下指纹... That means she will be fingerprinted...
... 要对着那面耻辱的墙... ... and at some point she will stand against the wall of shame...
... 拍下她的入狱照... ... and have her mugshot taken.
Linda Davis从天堂掉入了地狱 What a fall from grace for Linda Davis.
嘿 把电视打开 Hey, turn the TV on.
我们正在坐着看电视呢 你有毛病么 We sitting looking at that. What's wrong with you?
Bernice Davis... Bernice Davis...
... Ida Mae Jones... ... Ida Mae Jones...
... Takeda Matthews... ... Takeda Matthews...
... Andrea Thomas... ... Andrea Thomas...
... Candace Collins... ... Candace Collins...
... Mabel Simmons... ... Mabel Simmons...
... and Elizabeth Bryant ... and Elizabeth Bryant,
检察院进行了一次内部调查... there's been an investigation in the DA's office...
... 已经推翻了对你们的定罪 ... that has led to the overturning of your convictions.
收拾好你们的东西 你们可以回家了 Get your things. You're going.
什么? What?
集体拥抱下 Group hug.
你们认为公正体现了么? Do you feel justice has been served?
是的 公正体现了 Yeah, justice is served.
你知道的 公正这东西... Brian对它很有见解 You know, justice with... Brian knows about the justice.
我只是认为我们大家都非常高兴的看到这套体制被颠覆了 I just think that we all are really happy that the system has been overturned.
你知道吗? 我要给她买一套白衣服和一顶白帽子 And you know what? I'm gonna go buy her a white dress with a white hat,
白色的褶皱裤子 白色的褶皱袜子和鞋子 这次一定要去教堂了 white ruffle pants, white ruffle socks and shoes. Going to Church this time.
应该采访的是Madea 她过来了 The person to ask is Madea. Here she comes now.
士兵小伙 Soldier boy.
我没什么可说的 我没什么可说的 I've nothing to say. I've nothing to say.
在监狱的那段日子真的是很难熬 It's just been really tough being up in that prison.
他们做了很多事想打垮我 但是... 你们无法打垮我 They did all this stuff to try to get me down bu... You can't keep me down.
赞美上帝 上帝保佑你 哈里路亚 Praise the Lord. God bless you. Hallelujah.
他们告诉我你是最棒的 They tell me you're the best.
好吧 看 我不经常这样 Well, look, I don't usually do this.
我是说 你必须明白 我很少单独会客 I mean, you need to know that. I don't usually see people individually.
我看了你被捕的视频带 我想 I saw the videotape of you getting arrested and I thought...
... 我必须见见这个女人 ... I've got to see this woman.
- 你不能认为你的做法是对的 - 你不知道发生了什么事 - You can't think what you did was okay. - You don't know what happened.
你是什么意思? 我在带子上看到了 我看到你用吊车把那个女人的车 What do you mean? I saw it on tape. I saw you forklift the lady's car...
- ... 吊到了停车场外面 - 你说那次啊 - ... out of a parking space. - You're talking about that time.
我不知道你在说什么 I ain't know what you talking about.
噢 他们也有那盘视频么? Oh, they had that on video too?
知道吗 那个女人她... 我经常去那个停车场... Know what, that woman just... I've been riding by that parking lot...
我的凯迪拉克的空调坏了 那个78年版的凯迪拉克 ... my air conditioner don't work in my Cadillac, that '78 Cadillac.
我围着停车场转但是找不到停车位 And I was driving around and could not get a parking spot.
然后她来了 把车急停在那里 尽管知道我在等那个停车位 There she was, zoomed in there, knew I was waiting for that spot.
- 那我应该怎样做呢? - 那你可以去其他的位置啊 - What else was I supposed to do? - Well, you go on to another space.
你必须一直都处于控制地位么? Do you have to be in control all the time?
不 我不是那样 No, I don't have to be in control.
那是我的停车位 我不去其他的位置 That was my parking spot. I wasn't going to another space.
那个位置最靠近门 它就是我想要的 That was the closest to the door. That's the one I want.
别人也想要一些东西 并不仅仅是你 Other people want stuff too. It's not just about you.
世界不是一直都要以你为中心的 It's not just about you all the time.
在我的世界里 我就是中心 In my world, it's about me.
这是Madea的世界 我就是核心 DR.Phil This is Madea's world. It's about me, Dr. Phil.
那当你失去控制权的时候你就非常的狂躁? Do you get angry when you feel out of control?
我从来不狂躁 我一直在告诉别人我不狂躁 好吧? I'm never angry. I keep telling people I am not angry, okay?
你敬我一尺 我就敬你一丈 Somebody do something to me, I do something.
我们井水不犯河水 You don't bother me, I don't bother you.
你在翻倒了那部车的时候你并不狂躁? You weren't angry when you took that lady's car flipped over?
我非常冷静和清醒 I was calm and cool as a cucumber.
- 我只是坐在那里抽着烟 - 你疯了吗? - I was sitting there smoking a cigarette. - Are you crazy?
有一点 A little bit.
- 我有一个问题问你 - 我也有一个问题 - I got a question for you. - I got a question too.
- 你的童年是怎样的? - 你的童年是怎样的? - What about your childhood? - What about your childhood?
谈论我的童年并不能帮助减轻你的狂躁 Talking about my childhood is not gonna help your anger.
我一直在说我不是狂躁 I keep saying I'm not angry.
- 但是你一直坚持说我很狂躁 - 跟我谈话你开心么? - But you keep insisting I am. - Are you happy to be talking to me?
我宁愿坐在赌场里玩21点或其他的 I would much rather be at the casino playing blackjack or something.
但是他们说我必须来见你 But they told me I have to come here to see you.
- 所以我来了 - 为什么? - So I'm here. - Why?
因为法院要求我 Because the court made me.
你把一个女人的车远远的扔出了停车场 You forklift a woman's car out of the parking lot.
对你来说那是应当的么? Does that seem reasonable to you?
她抢了我的停车位 She took the parking spot.
- 这不是你的停车位 - 是的 它是的 - It isn't your parking spot. - Yes, it was.
它上面有你的名字么? Did it have your name on it?
它有残障标志 刚好跟我的车很般配 It had handicap. That matches what I had in my car.
她把她的小汽车停在那所以我就提起它扔掉 She took it with her little convertible so I lifted it, flipped it.
好吧 我相信残障标志的事 我明白了 Well, yeah, I believe the handicapped part. I got that.
你想说什么? 认为我有点毛病? What are you trying to say? Something's wrong with me?
你看到我走进这里吧? 我很好 Did you see me walk in here? I'm fine.
那你在那个停车位干嘛? What are you doing in the handicapped space?
因为它离门更近一些 Because it was closer to the door.
什么? What?
因为它离门更近一些 It's closer to the door.
残障停车位总是离门近一点的 They always leave the handicap close to the door.
这就是我为什么停那里 That's why I take it.
你不觉得你连一点亏都不能吃? Do you feel like you always have to get even?
- 呃 是的 - 你为什么总是想这样做? - Hell, yeah. - Why do you always have to get even?
为什么你就不能让事情这样过去呢? Why can't you just let it roll off like water off a duck's back?
因为我不是那种该死的软骨头 Because I ain't no damn duck.
可是你不必要袭击别人啊 You don't have to attack people all the time.
人敬我一尺 我敬人一丈 Somebody do something to you, you do something to you.
这是圣经说的 Jericho之书的申命记 That's what the Bible said. The Bible said in second Deuteronomo, the book of Jericho that:
"以牙还牙 以眼还眼 "The eye for a tooth, a tooth for the people.
若世人皆不明理 就让他们明理" If everybody got the eye, punch them in it."
- 什么? - 我看得出来你从来不读圣经 - What? - I can tell you don't read the Bible.
圣经说 "容忍" Bible say, "Turn the other cheek."
有人打你左脸 你就把右脸也给他打 你有两边脸 Somebody hit that cheek, turn the other. You have two cheeks.
可在你狠狠踢他们PP之前要让他们打多少次? How many you gonna let them hit before you whup their ass?
我不认为你一定要踢他们PP I don't think you have to whup their ass.
这不是踢PP的事情 It ain't about ass-whupping.
你没必要对每个你看到的人都做这种事情啊 You don't open up a can of whupass on everybody that you meet.
- 你就这么让事情过去吧 - 你的意思是? - You go with the flow. - What do you mean?
让人们就把你当个鞋垫这样的踩过去? Letting people walk over you like a doormat?
那简直是疯了 不 这种让人们踩着我走的日子我过的够了 That's crazy. No. I've been in this life too long to let some people just walk all over me.
- 我不会那样的 - 但是这样你很容易让自己很烦扰 - I'm not gonna do that. - But it's easy for you to get bothered.
- 不是这样的 - 这会让你的大部分人生都处于困扰中 - No,it's not. - It doesn't take a whole lot for you to get bothered.
不 并不会 "No, it doesn't."
会的 它会的 "Yes, it does."
我有不同意见 "I beg to differ."
- 你晚上睡的好么? - 你晚上睡的好么? - Do you sleep well at night? - Do you sleep well at night?
好吧 我们不要用问题来回答问题 好吗? Okay, let's try not to answer a question with a question, okay?
如果你停止发问我就会不这么做了 If you stop asking questions I'll stop answering with a question.
- 你能消停会么? - 你能消停会么? - Can you stop? - Can you stop?
好的 好的 看看 Okay, all right. Look, look.
你在生气么 医生 Are you getting angry, Doctor?
是 我很生气 Yeah, I'm getting angry.
- 回答问题 - 回答什么问题? - Answer the question. - Answer what question?
这样没用 这样起不到作用 This isn't working. This isn't helping.
我告诉法官我不需要来这里 I told the judge I didn't need to come here.
- 但是你来了啊 - 是的 我在这里 - But you're here. - Yes, I am here.
- 你这样没有意义 - 你这样没有意义 - You're not making any sense. - You're not making any sense.
你跟其他人讲话也是这样的么? Do you talk to people like this all the time?
什么? 他们能怎样? What? What are they gonna do?
我有6尺5寸高 他们能拿我怎样? I'm 6-foot-5, what the hell are they gonna do?
好的 我只是说我心里想的 Yes, I say what's on my mind.
而且没人可以踩在我头上 我会把说我想的东西说出来 Ain't nobody gonna run over me. I'll say what's on my mind.
好吧 你在想什么? Well, what's on your mind?
你在想什么? What's on your mind?
好吧 那... 那是...? 你到底是什么东西 你是一只鹦鹉么? Okay, wh...? Is there...? What are you, a parrot?
还是回音? Is there an echo in here?
这里没有鹦鹉和回音 There's not a parrot, not an echo.
这里没有那样的东西 我在讲话 他们告诉我来见你 None of those things are in here. I'm talking to you. They told me to see you.
你应该是要帮助我的 我一直在说我并不狂躁 You're supposed to help me. I keep telling I'm not angry.
- 你不狂躁? - 不 我不狂躁 - You're not angry? - No, I'm not angry.
我不知道我告诉你多少次了我不狂躁 Phil医生 I don't know how many times I have to tell you I'm not angry, Dr. Phil.
- 你怎么能分辨你是不是狂躁 - 如果我狂躁 我会分辨 - How can you tell if you're angry? - I could tell if I'm angry, if I'm angry.
- 所以我狂躁我会知道的 - 你不认为你现在很狂躁? - lf I was angry I would know I'm angry. - You don't think you're angry now?
- 不 - 你在大叫 你在大吼 - No. - You're yelling, you're screaming.
- 你在大叫 你在大吼 - 你快把我逼疯了 - You're yelling, you're screaming. - You're driving me crazy.
但是你是医生 你是个博士 你应该可以应付这种事情 But you're the doctor. You have the PHD. You're supposed to handle this hell.
你是个心理学家 你学识那么高 You're a psychologist. You've studied with the best.
你一直在满世界转的研究人们 You been all over the world learning about people.
- 而你让一个小女人就打败了 - 没人告诉过我还有你这样的人物 - And you let a little woman upset you. - They never told me about you.
我没上那堂课 我可以肯定的告诉你 I missed that class, I can tell you for sure.
我没上那堂他们研究Madea的课 I missed the class where they went over Madea.
- 好吧 - Madea 101 亲爱的 你学习了这门课 - Right. - Madea 101, baby. You learn it.
- 是的 - 好吧 看 我们聊了这么多了 够了 - Yeah. - All right, look. We're getting nowhere. That's enough.
- 好吧 - 够了 我受够了 - Okay. - Enough, I've had it.
够了 现在我们走吧 你可以走人了 That's enough. We're out of here. You're fired.
太好了 谢谢你 Phil Trump医生 Great. Thank you, Dr. Phil Trump.
- 我们可以走了么? 结束了么? - 结束了 是的 你可以走了 - Can we go now? Is it over? - It's over, yes. You can leave. Please.
你会告诉法官我们谈话过 而且这是有史以来最愉快的谈话吧 Would you lease tell the judge we had this session and it was the best one.
我会告诉法官 你的状况好转一些后 I'm gonna tell the judge that you would have to get better...
... 才称得上"疯" ... to be crazy.
你怎么可能比"疯"还... ? 哇哦 How the hell do you get better... ? Wow
- 好吧 我想就这样了吧 - 我想就这样了 你可以走了
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